SmackDown Live [11-20-18]: SweptDown Got RAW-Dogged At Survivor Series

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#SnitchGang still reaping the benefits of Raw's ultimate win at Survivor Series... Steph wanted me to make this week's SmackDown thread since Shane would be too busy firing everyone on his roster.

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Team Blue was quickly brought down to earth on Sunday, as Raw swept them, 6-0, in the head-to-head competition. How will Commissioner Shane McMahon, General Manager Paige and the rest of Team Blue react to their thrashing at the hands of Raw?

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The new champion took Brock Lesnar to the limit on Sunday at Survivor Series, but he came up short in a brutal battle against The Beast. Tonight, the new WWE Champion will explain why he took the actions he did to win the title last Tuesday.

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The Queen shattered multiple kendo sticks over Ronda's body before wrapping a steel chair around her neck and ruthlessly stomping on it. The brutal attack was certainly beyond what anyone expected from Flair. Will she give any insight as to what led her to unleash this rage on Rousey?

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The New Day will clash with The Bar & Big Show in the first-ever Thanksgiving Feast Fight. While the specifics of this battle have yet to be revealed, it’s sure to put all six competitors (and the WWE Universe) in the mood for Turkey Day like nothing else. Who’s bringing the turkey? The stuffing? The green bean casserole? The pancakes?

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Thanksgiving fukkery has come early brehs so let's eat!


 

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I can imagine Shane having the entire Smackdown staff and wrestlers in the ring at the start of the show as he runs them all down like Nino Brown in New Jack City...

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*Shane Pacing Around The Roster With His Pitbull*

Shane: So let’s get down to it…. What the hell happened people? Tell me… what happened? :stopitslime:

*roster looking at floor not saying anything* :ld:

Shane: Oh don’t all speak at once…. But someone tell me something. Miz… Mr. Team Captain... tell me what happened? :martin:

Miz: Well to be fair I’m only 2/3rds the Best In The World so I wasn’t at 100% and my baby Monroe at home…. :lupe:

Shane: SHUT THE fukk UP! I should have 2/3rds my foot up your ass! I got left all alone out there with killers… KILLERS! :damn:

Samoa Joe: They weren’t no killers…. :shaq2:

Shane: OH REALLY? If they weren’t killers then WHY WAS YOU ELIMINATED IN THE FIRST 60 SECONDS?! :gucci:

Samoa Joe: Well they caught me off guard… :francis:

Shane: I COULD HAVE HAD RUSEV, STYLES, ALMAS OR EVEN ORTON IN YOUR SPOT BUT INSTEAD I HAD YOUR ASS ON THE TEAM LOSING AT 60 SECONDS! :scust:

Xavier Woods: This ain’t fair we won our match at Survivor Series, all the tag teams did…. :youngsabo:

Shane: SIT YO’ PENNY ARCADE ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE! Your pre-show match DID NOT COUNT SO YOUR WIN DID NOT MATTER LIKE THOSE STALE ASS PANCAKE YOU THROW IN THE CROWD! :comeon:

Big E: :mjcry:

Shane: Speaking of pancake asses… CHARLOTTE WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE fukk WAS YOU DOING GETTING DQ’D?! :dahell:

Charlotte: Well… well I was trying to make a statement to the Raw women that the Smackdown women are tough…. :jawalrus:

Shane: Really? Do you know what would have been a better statement you could have made? WINNING THE GODDAMN MATCH! :comeon:

Charlotte: :whoa:

Shane: Corey Graves fukk you for playing both sides of the fence! You lucky Byron Saxton sucks or I would fire you! :hhh:

Corey Graves: :hubie:

Shane: Here’s what we gonna do… tonight we gonna have a 90 Person Battle Royale with all the men, women, cameramen and camerawomen, announcers and anyone that’s employed on Smackdown… the winner will be the ONLY person I won’t fire because I’M TRADING EVERYONE! :demonic:
 

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By who? Lol

Vince. Or somebody else. It’s fake so it doesn’t have to be Vince. I don’t think Paige is getting demoted so soon and something has to happen to paige or Shane for the SS shutout to make sense story-wise
 
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