Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
"IT'S CACTUS JANE!"The promos in the future where Bray starts hitting dudes with the "You don't want me to put on that dress and wig again...."
Sister Abigail plans aka The End Of Bray Wyatt's Career
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This is a dumb idea for a couple reasons.
One: It's a clear ripoff of the Demon, which is made all the more apparent by the fact that he's getting this gimmick while feuding with Finn Balor himself.
Second, we all know Finn is destined to win this feud. He basically already has, but it's still going for some reason. Anyway, you're going to debut this thing only to job it out in the first or second appearance? So not only is it a ripoff, it's a ripoff that you're going to establish isn't nearly as good from the get-go.
Third, you know fans have been speculating/anticipating the reveal of an actual Sister Abigail for years. As in, a female wrestler who plays the Sister Abigail character. So they should know that when they trot Bray's ass out there in a wig and makeup, looking like the girl from The Ring after one too many trips to Golden Corral, people are going to shyt on it. Hard.
It would take booking on a level WWE is not capable of for this thing to not be DOA.
One: It's a clear ripoff of the Demon, which is made all the more apparent by the fact that he's getting this gimmick while feuding with Finn Balor himself.
Second, we all know Finn is destined to win this feud. He basically already has, but it's still going for some reason. Anyway, you're going to debut this thing only to job it out in the first or second appearance? So not only is it a ripoff, it's a ripoff that you're going to establish isn't nearly as good from the get-go.
Third, you know fans have been speculating/anticipating the reveal of an actual Sister Abigail for years. As in, a female wrestler who plays the Sister Abigail character. So they should know that when they trot Bray's ass out there in a wig and makeup, looking like the girl from The Ring after one too many trips to Golden Corral, people are going to shyt on it. Hard.
It would take booking on a level WWE is not capable of for this thing to not be DOA.
Oh god imagine Bray...I mean sister Abigail winning the Women's title
She'd still be a Wyatt, so she'd still lose clean on back to back PPVs 
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Bray Jenner and Goldust tag team on deck after he loses the feud to Balor
Vinny Lupton
Superstar
Bray stans lauce yet again. Possibly the most L's for an individual wrestler's stan-set in the history of this bizness
If they turn Bray into Sister Abigail just so he can job to Bliss and Asuka....
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
You know damn well that ain't happening.
SJW and Feminazis would eat that shyt up.
Bob-omb
All Star
Bray can dress up and pretend to be whatever he wants, he's still eating an L
Finn not losing if he's taking on Lesnar next month
Finn not losing if he's taking on Lesnar next month
HipHopStan
Top 113 Poster
Just what Finn needs before going on to face WWE Universal Champion, Brock Lesnar. Make Finn look strong, brehs.
Busby
Real name no gimmicks..
Bray bout to be like
Straw Hat Luffy
Veteran
how do these nikkas sit in a room together thinking "you know what..... I love it"