Knuckles Red
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Getting a man to submit to you, and dominating all of his orifices, is the epitome of masculinity if you think about it.
That was 2006, baby
Now give me some of those sheets you hogging that shyt
i never gave a shyt about anything wallahi
i been waiting for a couple dozen korean thugs to strap me up to a spinning wheel and throw knives at me and take turns spitting on me and insulting me and my ancestors
imagine how GOAT it would feel for a burly @Willstyles lookin nikka to pour hot candle wax on your chest while you suspended upside down with hooks in your back while he whispers passages of The Giver in your ear
no homo tho i aint with that fakkit shyt
HARDEST PART WOULD BE FIGURING OUT WHO PITCHING AND WHO CATCHING.
nothing that couldn't be settled over a game of 2K or a few rounds of Rock, Paper, Scissors
YOU REALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
yall just lay in bed together talking about the best power forwards in the NBA while casually playing with each others dikks