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I'm Everywhere you ain't never there
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Simplify Movies With Simple Plot Descriptions
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Superstar
Two High School rejects on the verge of reaching college face danger, risks and hijinks in order to learn that no amount of alcohol can get them laid. Their third reject buddy learns that a fake ID can make you friends with cops and get you laid without alcohol necessary.
Dennis the Menace- 7yr old sociopath terrorizes neighbor while parents and neighbor's senile wife condone child's behavior. The child runs away with a serial killer who he ties up, sodomizes,and shoots him in the face with a flaming marshmellow then child returns home
Do Right Thing- Spike Lee works at pizza shop with 3 racists Italians.Close up of Rosie Perez's titty meats are shown for no real reason becomes highlight of movie. Radio Raheem gets killed by racist cops, Spike throws radio through the window of his employment. The next morning Spike Lee collects pay check.
Do Right Thing- Spike Lee works at pizza shop with 3 racists Italians.Close up of Rosie Perez's titty meats are shown for no real reason becomes highlight of movie. Radio Raheem gets killed by racist cops, Spike throws radio through the window of his employment. The next morning Spike Lee collects pay check.
Khalil's_Black_Excellence
The King of Fighters
Cujo - mad dog dogs mad people. AWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF...BETCHES!
Man's Best Friend - ARF ARF Part Duex, Cujo reincarnated strikes again in this unsanctioned sequel...this time...with SCIENCE!!!!
The Happening - Earth Day...gone horribly wrong, as ridiculously inconceivable plot of plants causing mass human suicides, almost as laughably unbelievable as Marky Mark being a science teacher and Zooey Dashenel actually not being quirky (yeah, it does that awfully wrong here too though) in this "terror" turned comedy film falls to pieces long before the dues ex machina saves the day for the would-be couple. M. Night Shylaman shyts on you again!
The Bourne Identity Trilogy - Matt Damon (in his amazing breakthru against type of former nancy boy-turned-bad ass, anti-hero; he even turns a mini-cooper into a bad ass vehicle) stars in this ironically awesome, americanized James Bond trilogy that nearly jeopardizes its own greatness when Muhammed Ali-disease afflicted cameraman films hand-to-hand fight sequences.
Casino Royale - And even more ironic James Bond Bourne Identity series gritty reboot venture loaded with hardcore parkour, ENTIRELY too much nude Daniel Craig and an unfathomably, unrealistic display of poker hands dealt.
The Bourne Legacy - HEY! That's not Matt Damon
, it's Hawkeye. Wrong movie pal. Don't watch.
Riddikk - Fast & Furious Part 10. Turretto's back to tokyo drifting in space again muhfukka!
Man's Best Friend - ARF ARF Part Duex, Cujo reincarnated strikes again in this unsanctioned sequel...this time...with SCIENCE!!!!
The Happening - Earth Day...gone horribly wrong, as ridiculously inconceivable plot of plants causing mass human suicides, almost as laughably unbelievable as Marky Mark being a science teacher and Zooey Dashenel actually not being quirky (yeah, it does that awfully wrong here too though) in this "terror" turned comedy film falls to pieces long before the dues ex machina saves the day for the would-be couple. M. Night Shylaman shyts on you again!
The Bourne Identity Trilogy - Matt Damon (in his amazing breakthru against type of former nancy boy-turned-bad ass, anti-hero; he even turns a mini-cooper into a bad ass vehicle) stars in this ironically awesome, americanized James Bond trilogy that nearly jeopardizes its own greatness when Muhammed Ali-disease afflicted cameraman films hand-to-hand fight sequences.
Casino Royale - And even more ironic James Bond Bourne Identity series gritty reboot venture loaded with hardcore parkour, ENTIRELY too much nude Daniel Craig and an unfathomably, unrealistic display of poker hands dealt.
The Bourne Legacy - HEY! That's not Matt Damon
, it's Hawkeye. Wrong movie pal. Don't watch.Riddikk - Fast & Furious Part 10. Turretto's back to tokyo drifting in space again muhfukka!
Mrs.Doubtfire-
Immature but loving father looses job and allows children to throw house party. Self righteous bytchy mom divorces man takes the home, custody of the kids, and man's dignity. Man cross-dresses as Paul Deem with British accent to see children. Ex-wife lives happily ever after.
Immature but loving father looses job and allows children to throw house party. Self righteous bytchy mom divorces man takes the home, custody of the kids, and man's dignity. Man cross-dresses as Paul Deem with British accent to see children. Ex-wife lives happily ever after.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Captain America - Defrosted super soldier in 2014 allows an old friend to kill everyone sworn to protect him over guilt from ww2
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
12 years a Slave:
Free black man is kidnapped and made a slave because white people are evil and shyt.
Free black man is kidnapped and made a slave because white people are evil and shyt.
Black Ball
Superstar
Pick a plot:
A Scorned athlete's girlfriend seduces his best friend out of vengenace.
A football player's bestfriend attempts to profit from an adulterous betrayal.
Just days before his marriage, a football player learns that his past affairs may have caused his worst fears to come true.
A Scorned athlete's girlfriend seduces his best friend out of vengenace.
A football player's bestfriend attempts to profit from an adulterous betrayal.
Just days before his marriage, a football player learns that his past affairs may have caused his worst fears to come true.