Simba Wylin Edit: Breh thinks Giraffes lay eggs like chickens

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I KNOW for a fact y’all heard the phrase “Higher than Giraffe PussC” and none of y’all have seen a Giraffe D.ck! only 1 breh said he seen Giraffes fukkin ONCE in his life!

Rest of y’all fess up right now and say, straight face, that you’ve seen:

  1. A giraffe d.ck :dame:
  2. Giraffe’s fukkin:scust:
  3. A pregerant giraffe :martin:

If the Brehraffe hop up his ankles gon snap.

Necks be too long to be accurate with the piece laying down.

(Ain’t even see them lay down either, how do they even sleep!?:wtf:)


They built weird af. What logical conclusion would you draw from that?

lay a funky ass egg and be done with it.


Anyway, :pacspit: all y’all quoting me. None of y’all can or have produced proof :sas1:





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I KNOW for a fact y’all heard the phrase “Higher than Giraffe PussC” and none of y’all have seen a Giraffe D.ck! only 1 breh said he seen Giraffes fukkin ONCE in his life!

Rest of y’all fess up right now and say, straight face, that you’ve seen:

  1. A giraffe d.ck :dame:
  2. Giraffe’s fukkin:scust:
  3. A pregerant giraffe :martin:

If the Brehraffe hop up his ankles gon snap.

Necks be too long to be accurate with the piece laying down.

(Ain’t even see them lay down either, how do they even sleep!?:wtf:)


They built weird af. What logical conclusion would you draw from that?

lay a funky ass egg and be done with it.


Anyway, :pacspit: all y’all quoting me. None of y’all can or have produced proof :sas1:





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Even if the giraffe laid eggs, how would the eggs be inseminated?

Giraffe's do lie down and they can "doggy style" have sex. Their legs are stronger than you think.
 
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Even if the giraffe laid eggs, how would the eggs be inseminated?

Giraffe's do lie down and they can "doggy style" have sex. Their legs are stronger than you think.

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idk. Maybe he just stood over them and busted one. Lol like a fire sprinkler.

I have seen a giraffe drink water.:ehh: Legs be spread as a bih so I imagine sumn like that.

If breh hittin from the back he dunking from the three point line

essentially
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:gucci: What search terms did you put in breh?
 
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