Signs She’s a Bird Thread

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- If she has excessive tattoos. Particularly on the chest area.

- If she doesn't intrinsically understand or has never been made to understand by her parents basic decorum and respectfulness toward her man, it's not your job to teach her and she's a bird (ie, concubine material, not to wife material).
 

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Takes deep fryer from underneath the stove fan and moved it to an open window to air out - my child’s mothers a bird biggest mistake of my life :mjlol:
 

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perfect example.. is this chick here…

she’s a former pornstar and now all into this astrology shyt now… she’s always at swamp meets with her daughter .. have to admit she has a phat ass in person, but she’s goofy and crazy


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You know what you gotta do breh.
 

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This entire thread is describing a majority of women I know my age in the Bay Area :francis:

I need to leave this god forsaken place, the women act and talk like nikkas here :hhh:

One I haven’t seen so far on the first two pages are astrology obsessed women. If a bytch asks you what day and time you were born, just walk away :hubie:
 

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Cant carry a conversation on current global topics

Doesnt know what an IRA is

Uses CheckSmart, Check Cashers, or Payday loans

Cost of her expensive purses are greater than her savings

She stick by trends instead of having her own style

She talk about getting plastic surgery

She tells you she wanna be in better shape but get mad at you for suggesting how

  • She is a cna
  • Has a bunch of tats
  • Junky ass apartment
  • Dirty ass bathroom
  • Calls everybody breh
  • Cars is junky
  • Always talking about celebrities and social media shyt
  • Has no real goals outside chasing dudes

When she places a higher level of importance on career goals than familial goals.

When she has more male friends than female friends.

When she stays on social media and aligns a lot of her slang/thoughts/beliefs to what she sees there.

Drinks every day/weekend.

Smokes every day/weekend.

Goes outside with a bonnet on her head.

Has never been in love or a relationship by the age of 25 but has definitely been fukkin.

We talked about this on the other thread fella, most if not all women are birds, don't let the degrees or career fool you, women are always given the player 2 controller, they're not leaders, scientists and or brave. And when they are, it's usually a parrot of male behavior. Obvious signs?

-goes to the club every weekend.
-brightly colored hair
-shytty/basic bytch tattoos(think stars, hearts, and some kind of language they don't speak.
-Alcoholic, or really any severe addiction.

1. When they say forget the past focus on the present…. Meaning my past slutness shouldn’t effect what I am today….

2. Ask a woman out and she says sure but tell u everything is good as long as we don’t go out over in this particular area… MEANING SHE WAS GETTING SMUTTED OUT IN THAT SIDE OF TOWN

3. Majority of her ex dudes was ex cons

4. she’s in her late 30s and 40s still trying to live a hot girl summer

5. driving a Honda with a missing hubcap and 30 day tags expired

and these different decals on the wall

GUEST_f8af3dc2-7382-4810-b074-7cf9aff1ef6d

If she bases everything on astrology or constantly talks about "energy".
:comeon:

- If she has excessive tattoos. Particularly on the chest area.

- If she doesn't intrinsically understand or has never been made to understand by her parents basic decorum and respectfulness toward her man, it's not your job to teach her and she's a bird (ie, concubine material, not to wife material).

If all of her friends are birds there's a strong possibility she is as well. Birds of a feather and all that.

These are all real.
 
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