shyt your parents used to say

[DaylitoJames]

"You were a mistake "

I heard that line regularly

 

[born of fire]

"life isnt fair" and "drink some water"

 

[poppastoppa]

"Stop letting all my cold air out"
"This gonna hurt me more than it gonna hurt you" right before she commence cutting ass.
"Keep it up, I'll step over your ass in the soup line"

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Go get yourself a good job and move around them white folks

 

[VICVALLIN]

1) Anybody trying to talk while mom is watching her TV shows - "Shhhhhhhh "



Anybody else watching tv shows my mom doesn't follow - she'll be walking around singing super loud. Obnoxious for no reason





you try to tell her to keep it down

"Where's the remote "



2) "Waste not want not"

3) "Act your age and not your shoe size"

4) " I brought you in this world and I'll take you out"

5) "Don't come downstairs until your room is CLEAN"

reminds me when I would be blocking her view of the TV, she would always say, "nikka, yo daddy what'nt no glass maker!! sit cho ass down!!

 

[Detroit Wave]

Me: Im thirsty

Mom: Swallow ya spit

Me:*spits out hot food*

Mom: If u just came outta the oven u would be hot too

 

[Bart simpson]

Here's one:
You either gonna be in or out!
You letting out all the good air!
We got food at home
Money doesn't grow on trees

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Moms: I sleep good at night...you never know what ppl are doing to get what they have...

Don't care what u do...just be the best at it...you too smart to be a criminal...you don't like doin what I tell u to do...imagine having someone tell u what do to for the rest of ur life...that's what jail is

Pops: the older u get the smarter I get....

Everywhere u go...there u are....

Only do things if u can live with the consequences...always hold urself accountable....I'm raising a man not a bytch...before u do anything ask urself if u can live with the consequences...

Profound

 

[re'up]

I remember my Mom or Dad said "Well, life's not fair" when I was pointing some inequality, what, I can't remember, but it involved me and my sister

And I said, Ok, life's not fair, but you can make this more fair by giving me the other half (or whatever)

My Dad told me as an adult he had no idea what to say when a 10 year old says that.

 

[King Jae]

Profound

Moms always held my dumb ass down....even when I didn't deserve it and was dead wrong....she is the reason its extremely hard for me to bad mouth women...

 

[Swirv]

Mind, meaning you better think about what you’re doing

Those who don’t listen will feel

If I slap you haha, she would say this after seeing me doing something or about to do something

Somebody will cry tonight lmao

 

[The Riddler]

"who left these dishes in my sank? "

me being woke up at 2am to find just a fork:

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Q: What are we eating for dinner?

A: Air.


Q: Can I go ride my bike?

A: No but you can go 'bike' these dishes.

My literal reaction reading these back to back.

That second one used to piss me off.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

My mom hated when I grew my hair out.

She used me getting a headache one time to point that out.

Mom - “Your head wouldn’t hurt if you’d cut all that hair off”

Me -