shyt your parents used to say

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I'm talking about shyt like:

You got McDonald's money?

If my pops said Brush your teeth and wash your face it was low-key a threat to get your ass up NOW

Any shyt where they'd try to flip something you said into something else. I remember one time we checked Problem Child 1 & 2 out from the library and after the first one we were go Time for Problem Child 2!! My mama looked at us and said Nah it's time for 'pop in the bed' and idk why but that shyt had me crying


Q: What are we eating for dinner?

A: Air.


Q: Can I go ride my bike?

A: No but you can go 'bike' these dishes.

 

[P90]

“If you crying about something this small you going to have real problems in life later”

 

[Bumblebreh]

"You look just like your father"




It took me a while to figure it out.

 

[VICVALLIN]

people in hell want ice water
I brought yo black ass in this world, I can take you right out
I hope you know that school work the way you know them songs on the radio
take them school clothes off and go put on some play clothes

 

[Heafcliffe]

"Saying 'I'm sorry' doesn't fix anything." ....Cold World

"I'll give you something to cry about..."

"Get out of this house and go play!"

"You're so damn concerned with your clothes and shoes!"

"Oh, so you're sick and can't go to school, huh? Turn the TV off and stay in the bed then!!"

 

[Sauce Dab]

"who left these dishes in my sank? "

me and my cousins:

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Get somewhere and sit down

 

[Wildin]

people in hell want ice water
I brought yo black ass in this world, I can take you right out
I hope you know that school work the way you know them songs on the radio
take them school clothes off and go put on some play clothes

**wonders if you're my biological brother**

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Stay outta grown folks business

 

[The Burger King]

*is sick and laughs*

Boy you ain’t sick get in there and do them dishes.

 

[ball15life]

1) Anybody trying to talk while mom is watching her TV shows - "Shhhhhhhh "



Anybody else watching tv shows my mom doesn't follow - she'll be walking around singing super loud. Obnoxious for no reason





you try to tell her to keep it down

"Where's the remote "



2) "Waste not want not"

3) "Act your age and not your shoe size"

4) " I brought you in this world and I'll take you out"

5) "Don't come downstairs until your room is CLEAN"

 

[VICVALLIN]

**wonders if you're my biological brother**

just goes to show you that regardless of region of origin, nikkas gon nig.

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

If im blocking the tv: "Boy. you're daddy wasn't a glass maker, he was an ass maker. Sitcho ass down"

If a man does some fukk shyt : "He needs his dikk strang cut off"

Moms never left the South behind...

 

[Gold]

"Am i your mate? Am i your equal?"

"Oh so I am your cab driver now?"

"You think I am your landlord? Is this why you refuse to greet me?

"I did not send you to school to only return with 1 diploma. Even an imbecile can get a masters degree."

"Unless your mates have 2 brains, you should be beating all of them in school. Me, a whole me, finished top of my class while working 5 jobs"

I could go om but u get the gist

 

[King Jae]

Moms: I sleep good at night...you never know what ppl are doing to get what they have...

Don't care what u do...just be the best at it...you too smart to be a criminal...you don't like doin what I tell u to do...imagine having someone tell u what do to for the rest of ur life...that's what jail is

Pops: the older u get the smarter I get....

Everywhere u go...there u are....

Only do things if u can live with the consequences...always hold urself accountable....I'm raising a man not a bytch...before u do anything ask urself if u can live with the consequences...