Hathaway
Someday, We'll All Be Free
Raising kids really puts the way I was disciplined in the 90s all in perspective. Kids are really a handful especially as they are going through the "terror ages" 2-4.
This shyt reminded me of my grandma. Back in 1999, she had a foster kid. A little girl about 7 years old. Well, this girl had a really bad habit of sucking her thumb. My grandma would tell her over and over again to stop it because it was disgusting but she wouldn't. So my grandma put a bandaid on both of her thumbs to prevent her from sucking it. But that didn't work. Hold that thought though.
My uncle, my grandmothers youngest child who still lived with her, used to make his own hot sauce. He would go out and buy all the hottest spices, peppers and sauces he could find, combine them all and form probably the deadliest, most lethal form of hot sauce ever created. It was so diabolical that the liquid was black. Just pure black. And this nikka would eat it all the time. He'd be in there smashing some Jack Pirtles Chicken (my real memphis nikkas know about Jack Pirtles chicken) and id see this weird black sauce all over it. I fukked around and went in his cabinet and put a little dab on my finger and tasted it. I fukked up. That shyt shot down my tongue and throat like some mf lava. I screamed like a little bytch cause I had never felt that kind of pain.
Back to my grandma. So after realizing the bandaids were not working, she went and grabbed my uncles hotsauce, waited till the girl went to sleep and put some of it on her bandaid. Now we wait...
About 15 minutes into her nap, like clockwork, she stuck her thumb in her mouth and exploded into a shreiking scream that scared the shyt outta me
She ran to my grandma with her tongue out barely could talk as that hot sauce ravaged the surface of her tongue like a thousand fire ants.
My grandma, as calm as could be told her, "I told you to stop sucking your thumb. I bet you won't do it again now". Then she left that hotsauce drenched bandaid on her thumb, gave her some milk for the pain and sent her back to bed. She never sucked her thumb again.
My grandma was an evil genius.
This shyt reminded me of my grandma. Back in 1999, she had a foster kid. A little girl about 7 years old. Well, this girl had a really bad habit of sucking her thumb. My grandma would tell her over and over again to stop it because it was disgusting but she wouldn't. So my grandma put a bandaid on both of her thumbs to prevent her from sucking it. But that didn't work. Hold that thought though.
My uncle, my grandmothers youngest child who still lived with her, used to make his own hot sauce. He would go out and buy all the hottest spices, peppers and sauces he could find, combine them all and form probably the deadliest, most lethal form of hot sauce ever created. It was so diabolical that the liquid was black. Just pure black. And this nikka would eat it all the time. He'd be in there smashing some Jack Pirtles Chicken (my real memphis nikkas know about Jack Pirtles chicken) and id see this weird black sauce all over it. I fukked around and went in his cabinet and put a little dab on my finger and tasted it. I fukked up. That shyt shot down my tongue and throat like some mf lava. I screamed like a little bytch cause I had never felt that kind of pain.
Back to my grandma. So after realizing the bandaids were not working, she went and grabbed my uncles hotsauce, waited till the girl went to sleep and put some of it on her bandaid. Now we wait...
About 15 minutes into her nap, like clockwork, she stuck her thumb in her mouth and exploded into a shreiking scream that scared the shyt outta me
She ran to my grandma with her tongue out barely could talk as that hot sauce ravaged the surface of her tongue like a thousand fire ants.
My grandma, as calm as could be told her, "I told you to stop sucking your thumb. I bet you won't do it again now". Then she left that hotsauce drenched bandaid on her thumb, gave her some milk for the pain and sent her back to bed. She never sucked her thumb again.
My grandma was an evil genius.
