shyt HOES SAY [Online/Offline]

[Jesus]

Goddamn....

I heard "this is my first time" line when I nutted on this chick's face last night.

These hoes....

 

[GoPro]

"Can my...little cousin...come to Red Lobster with us?"

Good looking. Me being somewhat aloof, I probably woulda got caught with that one.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Reading a hoes timeline is hilarious they go thru so many different emotions

 

[Orange cream shake]

If you cant Handel me at my worst
Then you don't deserve me at my best

hahaha goat ho status update. ive said some of this stuff b4. id like to think im not a ho

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Don't try to understand women brahs


Women understand women and they hate each other

 

[Kitsune]

Majority of Ipod consists of artist from Young Money and Trey Songz

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Hoe: You look like only date girls
Me:


































That's cause it's true

 

[↓R↑LYB]

2013 is my year

bytch you ain't been shyt since 3rd grade

 

[jalamanta]

hahaha goat ho status update. ive said some of this stuff b4. id like to think im not a ho

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

 

[A.V.]

"Whatever happens, happens..." (Usually said after some vague sexual reference or joke made by either party...)

"All guys are the same..." (Read: All the guys that have ran through her have done the same thing. Run through it & skate.)

"I fell asleep..." (In the middle of sexting at 12am, the first night I got your number?)

"You got a condom?"...Nah, shorty...but I'm iight tho... "Oh ok...just don't nut in me..." (At this point is usually when I excuse myself...)

Spoiler

Ok.....well MOST of the time I've excused myself after that...

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

"i'm thick"
"I'm gay"
"females only..no n*ggas"
"I like being spoiled"
"I wan't a gentleman"
"If you lookin for sex move around"

 

[LezJepzin]

"Girls night out" bytch , that's the third one this week.

Goes on the "I'm doing me", "nikkas ain't shyt" rant the Monday after that "Girls night out" weekend



Argues with another bird back and forth on FB for everyone else to see after her hoe status update.

 

[klutch2381]

"So, why are you single?" Translation: Is there any reason in particular that I shouldn't give you this hot pocket, or anything I should know that would seriously turn me off?

Some joke made in jest about the size of your sexual organ like, "shyt probably little." Translation: When are you going to send me a pic of it or show me?

"Yeah, I had to cut a lot of my friends off. They were just doing too much." Translation: I was right out there with their ass indulging in demonic behavior, but then they started judging me extra hard.

"You look familiar." Translation: I want you to dip this soy sauce.

 

[killacal]

You can get these hos to straight up uncode their bullshyt by coming off non judgemental and even fabricating a story of something you've done that'll get them to open up

Ive had a 4 sum in vegas
Really ive had a couple 3 sums too
What time is it I gotta go workout