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[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

" I havent had sex in 1 , 2,3,4 years lol

LOL. mannnn i had a chick like that.
Then wanna tighten up the poon tang talking about "see I told you". foh!!!
Come to find out she smashed my homeboy hours before

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

"you gotta pullout"

"procedure used to be $250 but i think prices went up"

"you sleeping with anyone else"

"i aint trying to catch nothing"

"i dont do head, you not my man"

"I only do that for my boyfriend"
bytch how you talkin about fxxkin but when it comes to oral, that's only with ya man?

 

[Arishok]

if u dont get along with any females might need to look at yourself

Why is that? I had a male dominated upbringing so I get along with males more. Not saying I have no female friends just more male than female is all.

 

[Kings County]

LMAO all this stuff has me cryin cause i've heard it all. Check THIS bs out tho.

I'm talking to this one girl that tried to pull the good girl act and out of nowhere she says "ugh, my homegirl just invited me to this Pandora's Box party. After me asking and her being hesitant to give up the info, she told me (a big orgy basically). "Idk why she would do that." ........Sooooo she just had the nerve to ask you, the "perfect lil angel" to go to an orgy out of nowhere, huh?.

 

[Kings County]

sigh this is my first day meeting u.. if i do this tonight you'll only think about me when u wanna have sex and wont build nothing more

me: aww im not like every other nikka, i wont do that to u im different dont let your past effect this
*goes home*
*wakes up late at 1pm to 5 texts from her*
her: goodmorning
her: oh so u got what u want and u not gonna hit me up no more
her: i thought u were different
her: smh i hate men
her: dont hit me up no more
*wakes up*
me:

me: shorty i was sleeping
her: oh im sorry

 

[Jone2three45]

I try to avoid talking to girls who still keep a good relationship with their childhood friends that they consider "brothers". I was talking to one chick who had "brothers" and lets just say they keep in good contact even when she was in a relationship.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

sigh this is my first day meeting u.. if i do this tonight you'll only think about me when u wanna have sex and wont build nothing more

me: aww im not like every other nikka, i wont do that to u im different dont let your past effect this
*goes home*
*wakes up late at 1pm to 5 texts from her*
her: goodmorning
her: oh so u got what u want and u not gonna hit me up no more
her: i thought u were different
her: smh i hate men
her: dont hit me up no more
*wakes up*
me:

me: shorty i was sleeping
her: oh im sorry

You ain't eem lying breh

 

[brickfare]

"You should get another drink 'cause i'm finna get another one, and I don't want to look like i'm drinking you under"

 

[UpAndComing]

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[UpAndComing]

"I got a boyfriend, but here's my number"

 

[BedRoomI'z]

sigh this is my first day meeting u.. if i do this tonight you'll only think about me when u wanna have sex and wont build nothing more

me: aww im not like every other nikka, i wont do that to u im different dont let your past effect this
*goes home*
*wakes up late at 1pm to 5 texts from her*
her: goodmorning
her: oh so u got what u want and u not gonna hit me up no more
her: i thought u were different
her: smh i hate men
her: dont hit me up no more
*wakes up*
me:

me: shorty i was sleeping
her: oh im sorry

 

[Kings County]

"I got a boyfriend, but here's my number"

then they be like we can talk as friends... a week later u deep in them guts

 

[Still Benefited]

*we both naked in the bed(right before or after fuking)*

"Bu bu but what about your girl?"

Hmmm....so you want me to forsake the woman I really care about in order to clear your concious while making me feel guilty in the moment?or more likely,u want me to downplay the woman I really care about bcuz its a ego boost for you.?



Okay

 

[Kings County]

u done did that b4 havent u

 

[UpAndComing]

Me: *opens hershey bar*.... I love chocolate
White girl: Hmmmmmmmmm me too