showing a hoodrat the good life for a night

[raul04]

Aint no more embarassing feeling than taking a hoodrat to a chain restaurant and she's acting like she's Queen of Redlobsterstan, demanding things they dont have like Fruit Punch or tuna salad

 

[msims]

You must never had to struggle if you think poor people are buying "high fashion"

That or you don't know what high fashion is

Real shyt, right here.


I did this shyt a few weeks back for a friends birthday party. It's not hard to impress a hoodbooger. Drive a nice clean foreign car, wear some nice clothes, and expose them to a semi-expensive spot. They go apeshyts over this kind of behavior. You do all that, and fukk them in a fancy* hotel and they think they've found the one. They leave, texting their best homegirls, big upping you like you're a fukin gawd.

I swear, that has to be how it feels like to be a rapper / ball player 24/7 trickin women.



*Some place like the Four Seasons. It looks expensive, but it's only like $300 a night. To them, they think they've entered another Universe. They foolishly think you've spend thousands for one night like some baller, but really you know the bartender (and everyone that frequents that particular upscale bar lol) because you used to work there so you get free drinks...and the hotel really was just $300. shyt is hilarious. Women are too easy, sometimes. (These women were young and naive, though...I doubt this type of shyt would work on any sane woman over the age of 22-23. lol)

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[Michael's Black Son]

LOL. I remember my homie telling me when he first went out with the chick that became his lady, they went to a Chinese restaurant (not take out) and she was befuddled while looking at the menu and asked the waiter if they had chicken wings and fried rice

It's within in ability to take a hood bytch put somewhere nice but the combination of my yes of the English language with where I'd take her would be like an average person going to space. Her mind wouldn't be able to handle it and she'd have an aneurysm on the spot.

 

[Carolina Slim]

Back in the day before they started building up the waterfront in Williamsburg/Greenpoint, my man (a cop) took this lil local jumpoff there after meeting her in one of the Spanish clubs around the way. He ain't wanna drive back to his spot, so he drove her to the waterfront, which was basically a spot that was frequented by dudes getting down with prostitutes. He told me she saw the city skyline across the water, and you'd have thought he took her to the Waldorf, talking about nobody had ever done anything like that for her. And the nikka ain't even have to take her out to eat.

 

[Just like bruddas]

Hoodrat chicks love the cheese cake factory and red lobster.

After that if you ain't fukking within 3 nights youre doing something wrong

 

[zerozero]

at talking about another human being this way

 

[DirtyDee]

More dudes need to take hoodrats out for a fancy night out on the town.
It's a tax write off.

 

[DirtyDee]

@ craft beer shyt taste like ashes.

To the bushes with you...

 

[King Poetic]

let me guess she look like

sitting up in the restaurant and the waiter say can i help u

your date : can i have some of that bomb ass kool-aid and the waiter like

then the waiter say any appetizers mam

your date : u have any of those horse divers u mean hor d'oeuvres

your date : yeah what ever nikka!!! and i don't want no ice in my cup either , i know how u people do

 

[86\*/98]

You don't have to do all that, those hoes be impressed with the water and ice dispenser on your fridge.