Should I have ****ed her a few months ago?

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That woman look like a house. Like she been smuggling Mexicans across the border under her arms and shyt.

How do you even get that fat? Isn't there like a terminal velocity for fatness? Like isn't there a point where you look in the mirror and say to yourself "aight, I need to put that big mac down and hit the treadmill"...like you would think when your actual weight starts exceeding the safe weight to use things like...escalators...treadmills...elevators...that you'd be like "damn, maybe I should lose some weight"...but naaah, this chick just said "fukk my arteries" and kept eating....I'm baffled.
 
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