It would be tomorrow but my first love college football
sit at home on the internet conversing with dudes, and watching dudes play football instead of trying your luck at some cootchie...brehs.
Football unless she's a dime and you have a greater than 50% chance of getting the p*ssy
He doesn't want the p*ssy. That would mean she's not a "good girl" and not worth the time of an Internet moderator who claims his parents' house as his own