Short Gang, Ya'll gotta hold this L right quick

darryl

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I don't. I know short dudes out here who have no problem getting women, and tall dudes who never get any attention. Being some combination of handsome, smart, funny, hygienic, confident, and well-adjusted will attract women to you. Most of all, don't put the opinions of random women you run into on dating sites on a pedestal.

This guy was just loud and belligerent for no reason and got humiliated in front of the same women he was yelling at for the whole Internet to see. If he thought women didn't want to date him before... :mjlol:
Shut your short ass up. Women love tall men. Deal with it
 

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Did he get kicked in the dikk while being choked out.

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:laff::laff::laff:
 

The Amerikkkan Idol

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Got a Godbrother who's like sub 5 feet.
I know he's heard it all, but dude is in the marines and excelling regardless.

The guy that took him down probably only did it cuz of the size differential. I doubt he'd run up on a 5'9 muscled nikka like that.

:pachaha:Dude, I can't believe this post got mostly ignored.

I would love to see a Gary Coleman lookin' motherfukker whoopin' nikkaz asses and toting machine guns bigger than him

That would have to be comedy


i felt for him but my thing is, dude is just short. he's not a dwarf.
:manny:
also there r things he could do to improve his appearance. breh, clearly doesnt go to the gym.

That actually makes it worst I think.

I think he'd be better off being like 4'4" or something.

Like, he'd be an oddity or something

But at 5'0", he's just short :yeshrug:, which is like the worst.
Because he needs to go for 4'11 women and below :manny: but does he want them tho :sas2:

To be fair, how many 4'11 women are there in the world like outside of Thailand or some shyt. :yeshrug:

Like where is this nikka gonna find 4'11 p*ssy at?:stopitslime:


I've said this before but in all my life, the dude I knew that got more p*ssy than anyone else I knew was a 5 foot 4 Filipino dude. He was charismatic and always joking around. This dude broke up happy homes and even had one girl's husband pull a gun on him because he fukked his wife. I think that unless you're a midget, you have a decent chance of fukking women if your mouthpiece is right and you take care of your hygiene etc...
5'4" is not 5'0" though.

At least at 5'4", you're eye to eye with the average American woman.

At 5"0", you're up to the average woman's chest, but too tall to be an oddity like Gary Coleman or Webster or something

Probably Goff. But i bet you this. Justin going home doing a lot better than most cats lol

If you think more women in the world want to fukk Jared Goff than Justin Bieber, then you're high as fukk:russ:

Justin Bieber has litterally fukked half of every singer, model, and actress that you nikkaz lust over.

That dude can walk into any city in the known world and pull the finest hoes in that town of damn near any race.

Not even a contest
 

MischievousMonkey

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To be fair, how many 4'11 women are there in the world like outside of Thailand or some shyt. :yeshrug:

Like where is this nikka gonna find 4'11 p*ssy at?:stopitslime:
Sheiiit if he exists they most definitely exist since women are shorter than men. Now ofc they're a minority and he won't be swimming in p*ssy anytime soon, but that's his burden to carry.

I should make a dating app for short people :ohhh:
 

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A bit funny, but pretty sad. Big dude shouldn't have tackled him. fukked up
 
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