ThatTruth777
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shorty got straight up mountedimagine how even smaller the short dude felt when the taller guy knocked him on the ground with ease and screamed YOU SHUT THE FUKK UP!! in his ear
Short Gang, Ya'll gotta hold this L right quick
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lespaulultra3
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I've said this before but in all my life, the dude I knew that got more p*ssy than anyone else I knew was a 5 foot 4 Filipino dude. He was charismatic and always joking around. This dude broke up happy homes and even had one girl's husband pull a gun on him because he fukked his wife. I think that unless you're a midget, you have a decent chance of fukking women if your mouthpiece is right and you take care of your hygiene etc...
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Funny at first but at the end I felt sad for dude.
Also I tend to not laugh at people who have these breakdowns. These are the same people who end up shooting up stores, schools, subways and clubs and then you hear later that they were bullied.
He needs some serious counseling. See a therapist and needs to focus more on what makes him happy.
Also I tend to not laugh at people who have these breakdowns. These are the same people who end up shooting up stores, schools, subways and clubs and then you hear later that they were bullied.
He needs some serious counseling. See a therapist and needs to focus more on what makes him happy.
I saw the thread title and came in here to post this video lol.
jwonder
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Well imagine if you were that short. All your life disrespected laughed at all the time.
Soooooooooooooooooooo glad I'm not short.
BelowTheMasonDixon
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Well imagine if you were that short. All your life disrespected laughed at all the time.
Soooooooooooooooooooo glad I'm not short.
the worse thing you can probably have as a man is a mircopenis. that shyt got to be devestating. I made a thread on the coli where i said people in general are incapable of appreciateing what they have and got negged to death. but you can't sit here. even if you are like 5'7" and not be like damn that must be fukked up.
Kingshango
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Im a short dude myself and I found this hilarious. I thought he was gonna get lawndarted like Rey mysterio.
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jwonder
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I agree a micro penis is pretty much a death blow if you are a man. I never knew about that shyt till I watched Nip/Tuck. I'll take being 5ft tall over that any day.
I don't clown short people at all, but to keep it a buck a good portion have that Napoleon syndrome.
BelowTheMasonDixon
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Im a short dude myself and I found this hilarious. I thought he was gonna get lawndarted like Rey mysterio.
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Real talk tho. Walking around with that kind of anger and rage can't be good for your body or mental state. Let the coli tell it everboy got to be 6'2" and built like the rock in reality its a lot of lonely women out here.
I'm 5'7 and I agree it is.
BelowTheMasonDixon
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But why shouldn't they. Thats a defense mechanism. it makes sense to me. And its not like only small dudes are a$$holes. shyt ole boy from the Panthers was a DL and he was beating up chicks. Size doesn't correlate to how people feel about themselves.
BelowTheMasonDixon
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Thing is all the cats that i know who are short like that get women. in that range of 5'8" - 5'3" nikkas be eating. i know folks will say im lying or make jokes but i swear some of the most playery dudes on that Sisqo wave. i just think you have to put yourself out there. shyt i've said this before too one of my best friends is 5'6" got 7 baby moms and slept with more chicks than damn near any nikka on this site.
Humans aren't evolved enough to judge based on character.