Shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet: The Official "The Wire" quotables thread

[DaylitoJames]

Hungry Man was the guy killed by Cheese (the "gift" from Marlo). You mean "Shorty".

I probably know every single line, it's crazy how many quotables The Wire has. Probably more than the #2, #3 and #4 shows combined.

I get some of the co-op members confused

 

[Dr.HannibalLecter]

...

 

[NoCones]

kenard: package up my ass gump

snoop: how my hair look mike

 

[Shogun]

kenard: package up my ass gump

snoop: how my hair look mike

Snoop killed that line...had me feelin bad for her

"you do not get to win"

 

[Killakidkano]

Wars end

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Chick: You got to be the stupidest mothafukka I ever went out wit
Benard: I can't wait to go to jail
Chick: What da fukk you just say Benard!!!

 

[*Hulks Up*]

Marlo: Wow, you doin alright with this corner...You a rightful hustler....whats your name again? Boney? Biddy?
Bodie: You know my name
Marlo: Yeah. Well heres the thing, with this spot all built up and shyt, we need it yo.
Bodie: what?
marlo: you got two choices. You can take our package or you can step off. My man chris'll holla at you.
Chris:
Snoop: YYYYYEEEERRPP!!!

That scene is classic just the way Marlo doesn't even really acknowledge Bodie even though he's threatening him and Bodie is just staring him down not even blinking. Even in their season 3 meet Marlo ignored this dude "I need you to back up your people".

 

[Charlie Broadway]

Prop Joe - "man look the part, be the part mufukka"

 

[BedRoomI'z]

was looking for this

props

 

[YouMadd?]

"Im don't fukk with that Ninety TEW CUBE shyt" - Snoop


"You giving me too many 40 degree days!! whatthefukk!?"-Stringer


Prosecutor:"What do you do for a living Mr. Little?
Omar: "I rip and run"
Prosecutor:"Could you be more specific"
Omar:"I robs drug dealers"


Cheese:"You know who got the phattest asses and best p*ssy? Midgets nikka!"

Cheese @ the Co-op meeting: "nikka you piss like a bytch!"

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

"package up my ass GUMP"!

 

[theoretic]

"so.... y'all go to the movies."

 

[Pabst16oz]

"No offense, son, but that's some weak-ass thinking. You equivocating like a motherfukk." -Bubbles

 

[Pabst16oz]

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[MikelArteta]

Nice dolphin nucca