Shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet: The Official "The Wire" quotables thread

[aXiom]

Bodie: "That might be YOUR whole salary, but I clock that shyt in minutes"

Bunk: "you know what the plural of p*ssy is? Puss-i"

Jimmy: "a man like me, not me, just might call her a c*nt"

Bodie: "you're supposed to be the good cop you dumb motherfukker"

 

[labelplant]

Don't seem possible.. it don't... that's some spider man shyt there.. we missed our shot

 

[yaaa_mad]

Slim Charles: "If it's a lie, we fight on that lie.....but we gotta fight."

 

[yaaa_mad]

Stringer Bell : "n----, is you taking notes on a criminal fukking conspiracy"

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Marlo: Wow, you doin alright with this corner...You a rightful hustler....whats your name again? Boney? Biddy?
Bodie: You know my name
Marlo: Yeah. Well heres the thing, with this spot all built up and shyt, we need it yo.
Bodie: what?
marlo: you got two choices. You can take our package or you can step off. My man chris'll holla at you.
Chris:
Snoop: YYYYYEEEERRPP!!!

 

[unique_gentleman]

Omar sticking up poker game: I don't know about cards, but ummm, I think these fo' fives beat a full house

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Moreland: I'm just a humble motherfukker with a big-ass dikk.
Freamon: You give yourself too much credit.
Moreland: Okay then. I ain't that humble.

 

[Anbesa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sNZ7ulO1RQ

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

''Omar had one of them commando squads with him, man. I mean, he had this one ho' pulling guns out her p*ssy, unc! The shyt was unseemly, man''

Slim: Who we hittin'?

Stringer: Clay Davis.

Slim: THE Clay Davis? Downtown Clay Davis?

Stinger: That's supposed to mean something to me man? That nikka need to be got.

Slim: shyt string, murda ain't no thing. But this here is some assassination shyt here, man.

''Money ain't got no owners, just spenders"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBifa7MtX1c

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Avon Barksdale: I ain't no suit-wearin' businessman like you... you know I'm just a gangsta I suppose...

 

[kareem929]

Snoop- and we will be brief with all you motherfukkers!

 

[kareem929]

Randy- you gone look out for me?!?

 

[*Hulks Up*]

"B5...it got all the dinks"

 

[JulesWinfield]

D'Angelo: This look like money to you nikka? Money be green

Omar: Hey yo lesson here Bey, you come at the King, you best not miss

Poot: Do the chair no we gon like like some punk ass bytches out there?

Burrell: It's Baltimore gentlemen. The Gods will not save you.

Omar: How you expect to run with the wolves all night when you spend all day sparrin with the puppies?

Bunk: Kunta Kinte, yaba-daba-doo.

Clay Davis: I'll take any motherfukker's money if he's GIVING it away.

 

[SuckFohh]

Marlo: Wow, you doin alright with this corner...You a rightful hustler....whats your name again? Boney? Biddy?
Bodie: You know my name
Marlo: Yeah. Well heres the thing, with this spot all built up and shyt, we need it yo.
Bodie: what?
marlo: you got two choices. You can take our package or you can step off. My man chris'll holla at you.
Chris:
Snoop: YYYYYEEEERRPP!!!