She woke up her grandmother for this picture

[Cat piss martini]

granny: girl you look like eartha kitt

 

[Vagina Thief]

shes on POF


SweetBunz many....sumthing to talk about

THIS nikka HAVOC!

I know you bagged tell me you bagged.
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[Non Sequitur]

Edit: Who do you call about a beached whale in your bathroom?

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

SMH

I really don't understand what goes through some people's minds sometimes

 

[HookersandIceCream]

How did she get up there?

 

[Roger Sterling]

Why'd she have to haul herself up on that counter though? As a matter of fact, how'd she get up there even?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

How did she get up there?

how do whales end up on a beach...?


gravity

 

[JoelB]

How did she get up there?

I came to post the same thing




















Shows she's agile and flexible. Can we get a name OP

 

[Vagina Thief]

That's like giving away a winning lottery ticket breh...
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[FrederickDouglas]

She's leaning on that faucet which is going to break under the enormous pressure, spewing water everywhere and causing her to lose her balance, and her legs will slam through the glass mirror and the wall, so she will fall, facefirst to the floor with her feet stuck in the wall and her grandma will rush over to help her, slipping on the water, falling onto her granddaughter, bouncing off her rotund belly like a trampoline and go careening into the adjacent doorframe, breaking her neck.

She just killed her grandma, b.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

how do whales end up on a beach...?


gravity

If she was a superhero gravity would be her nemesis

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

clearly this behemoth is having some sort of mental breakdown

she forgot her weave

 

[BedRoomI'z]

SMH

I really don't understand what goes through some people's minds sometimes

I swear

 

[Kings County]

surprised the sink didnt collapse

 

[BedRoomI'z]