She is two weeks late.....

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Straight up, she wouldn't let me within 5 feet of her p*ssy without a condom.

I would be on my :shaq:

And she would be :sitdown:

Then I would go, let me get it in just a few times then I'll wrap up :smugdraper:

And then she would go :rudy:

Then I would wrap up


:snoop: She is likely to be much more pissed than I am


:what:Its just NO WAY this should be possible.


:ld:Something ain't right brehs

condoms aint a 100%...it happens
 

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:noah: Pray with me brehs


She already looking at me like :usure: " I can't be pregnant right"

:mindblown: It would have to be an act of God


I like this girl and she is wifey type but....


:smugfavre: I would hate for her to have to accidently fall down my stairs


:manny: could damage the relationship

:to: deep down I know how this will likely end up
If u told her u wasnt ready for kids and she was on the same page..took proper precautions not to get preggo

How is she preggo?

Somewhere down the line she
-Stopped giving a fukk
-Decided to get pregnant without your consent


Just leave her
When the baby comes..make sure its yours then handle your business like a good father

But first leave that ho and tell her to holla at u in 9 months
 

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real talk, id drag her ass down to the farthest cvs/wal-greens.

buy a kit and make her ass piss on that stick in the parking lot, you find out shes not pregnant and playing games. leave her ass in the parking lot, make sure her purse and cell phone stays in the car.

leaving her far away, with no money and no cell phone :win:

id be hitting her with the :birdman: at the moment
 

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Nah brehs, she isn't one of those chics running around trying to get pregnant.

If she ends up pregnant I know I will get the :birdman:

Then she'll start a conversation on how she can get out of it. Doesn't believe in abortion but she would be more than willing to give baby up for adoption, I know, we have had serious discussions about it. She is all about enjoying life right now, plenty of time for kids later.

:to: I don't have the heart to potentially give one of my kids up though, never really gave my input because I never thought we would end up here.

We always strapped up as stated before, afterwards water was ran in condom to check for leaks. We wasn't trying to get pregnant brehs.

Anyway today is the day I'll find out, between her working and me celebrating my moms birthday I was pretty much able to avoid her all day. That will not be the case today.
 

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:mj: Test negative brehs!

I can breathe a lil easier now, she still going to go to doctor to find out what is going on with her cycle, and she has been having frequent headaches so she needs that checked out to. While there she'll have them re-verify she isn't pregnant.


:win: Hopefully this sticks though.
 
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