She Got An Arby’s Half Pound Beef 'N Cheddar In Her Pants??

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Cop: (covers up his body cam and starts whispering) :mjlit:Dat kitty phat phat :mjlit:

Thot: :mjcry:please take me home sir..

Cop: :mjlit:nah..see...you want it one way...but it's da other way shawty (starts unzipping pants on side of road) NOW BUSS IT OPEN HOE :noah:

Thot: take these cuffs off and i will officer :shaq:

Cop: :lolbron:(starts taking off cuffs)

Thot: (spits in cops face and starts running :pacspit:)

Cop: :damn:SHES GOT A GUN (opens fire and dumps 8 rounds in the thots back, cop looks around to make sure aint no witnesses, walks over to her dead body and buss a nut on her back, while he nutting :bryan:on her back, a old white lady walks up)

Old karen: :dahell: Im calling the police

Cop: :gucci:bytch..I AM DA LAW..NOW COMMERRE
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Cop: (covers up his body cam and starts whispering) :mjlit:Dat kitty phat phat :mjlit:

Thot: :mjcry:please take me home sir..

Cop: :mjlit:nah..see...you want it one way...but it's da other way shawty (starts unzipping pants on side of road) NOW BUSS IT OPEN HOE :noah:

Thot: take these cuffs off and i will officer :shaq:

Cop: :lolbron:(starts taking off cuffs)

Thot: (spits in cops face and starts running :pacspit:)

Cop: :damn:SHES GOT A GUN (opens fire and dumps 8 rounds in the thots back, cop looks around to make sure aint no witnesses, walks over to her dead body and buss a nut on her back, while he nutting :bryan:on her back, a old white lady walks up)

Old karen: :dahell: Im calling the police

Cop: :gucci:bytch..I AM DA LAW..NOW COMMERRE
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