Shark eats Russian tourist in Egypt.

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I'll never understand why people wanna swim in oceans. We went to Tybee Island a few years back and my wife was like let's get in the water. I looked at her like :childplease:
You know me better than that. I play life by percentages when I can and the likelihood of death increases exponentially when I'm near or in any large body of water. Swimming in the ocean with killer fish? fukk all that.

Going hiking in a forest with animals that can kill me? fukk all that. Leave that shyt to the cacs.
 

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Not being in christ and then torn apart by sharks and then going to hell. would be a bad way to go. Not even elegant violins playing in the background can shield you from the terror

That grown man was yelling for his daddy.

Pa paaaaaa!!!!! paaapaaaAAAAAAA!!! :damn:
 

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"Oh my God...what is this?"

The sound of Davey Jones' locker slamming shut. :francis: RIP to him.
 

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I'll never understand why people wanna swim in oceans. We went to Tybee Island a few years back and my wife was like let's get in the water. I looked at her like :childplease:
You know me better than that. I play life by percentages when I can and the likelihood of death increases exponentially when I'm near or in any large body of water. Swimming in the ocean with killer fish? fukk all that.

Going hiking in a forest with animals that can kill me? fukk all that. Leave that shyt to the cacs.

By percentages you're WAY more likely to get killed in the city than in the forest. Mental health improves outside the city too.
 
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