share your craziest high or drunk stories here

[Akata Man Bromo]

Not sure what happened but I ended up outside in the club parking lot in my car
I literally had the face

 

[Roaden Polynice]

it was a swagfest if you will.

Nope. Nope, I won't actually.

 

[Lou Ferrigno]

Hanging with some ese's. I got drunk and high and played 2 rounds of russian roulette. Nothing happened becuz the homie's gf started freaking out so we had to quit.. Has to be one of the top 5 dumbest things ever.

Got high with some friends one night and made a random trip to Tijuana. Most of that whole night was a blur once we hit the border. I mainly remember coming out a club and the sun was up.

16 years old at one of the big homies house getting drunk and playing sonic 2 while waiting my turn to play dominoes. My nikka Fatbox asked me to walk to the gas station with him to get some more blunts. We didn't get the blunts but we ended up stealing a pick up truck. Drove that shyt for a lil while until i crashed it into a light pole and we had to walk 2 1/2 miles back to the set.

Drunk driving in Compton going down Greenleaf trying to get to Long Beach and was sweating bricks becuz the police were everywhere.

17 years old. Took my pops car without him knowing. Me and my cuzzin rolled to the east side of LB to go fukk with some girls out there. Long story short, we lost track of time and we high and I'm trying to get back to my pop's house before he leaves for work at 3am. I was going down Long Beach Blvd doing 75mph and got pulled over for going 30mph over the speed limit. That shyt killed my high real quick. I told the cop the whole thing about why i took my pops car, and why i was rushing to get back. He said he been in that same situation before and he let me go without a ticket.

Got high one night while playing GTA: San Andreas. Had the munchies and wanted some cereal but it wasn't any milk. So i mixed in strawberry soda with my cap'n crunch. shyt tasted amazing.

Ayo, you're a crazy muhfukka man

 

[killacal]

Breh I get this all the time as well around random white ppl on my campus.
The funny thing is at that same party apparently some random white bytch wanted to sue me cause I "groped" her or some shyt

Apparently I act like im 12 when i black out and walk away mid conversation with chicks to go talk to another. On of my homies told me one time in the morning that i had some fine chick all over me, I was like what happened? He said another chick walked by and you grabbed her and told her to wait right next to u while u talked to the 1st chick :foh:

 

[Colilluminati]

Was driving while high and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green ..

That was some good weed brehs ..

I have been in that same situation.Then when you notice the light is a stop sign you look around to see if anyone seen you.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

i actually have sound recorded from the time me and my nikkas got blazed in the car a few years ago....that was some silly shyt...freestyling White Castle orders, talking about the universe, almost hitting bums with my honda shyt was all fukked up.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Last year I went to a Wiz Khalifa concert at Merriweather high as fukk. I got out the car from smoking my bowl and could barely walk to the venue from where I parked. On my way there I got cotton mouth as bad as Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and I. Swear I thought everyone was looking at me. Never before needed a drink so bad.

I made it to the venue and got a few drinks.

When I finally sat down to watch the concert, I looked around and saw the age of everyone at the concert and was like for about two hours. I thought I was in middle school.

I tried to holla at some girls but I ended up making a complete ass of myself.

i got too many to talk about, you'll hear about them in time if this thread succeeds. but this one time.....


i'm dj'n this party a few years back, girls lookin right, ya know
i spun from like 8-whenever the party died.
adderall was aplenty, beer wasn't phazing us, game was on lock, it was a swagfest if you will.

fast forward until about 5:30, just before we can re-up on beer.
my dude kept grabbin my cup tryin to get a sip, right ?
over and over, and over....
my other homie, the host had enough.
he said you do this again i'm gonna slap the shyt outta you
sure enough, right before i took my next slug this dude tried to grab the cup outta my hand
my boy left his face cheeks shaking and his soul rising to the heavens as i'd never seen before.
soul clap if you will.

boy that got slapped went out to his car, popped the trunk, grabbed a tire iron and stood in the middle of the street. twiddling a tire iron at 5:45 in the morn, it started raining so he pulled his hood up.

now theres a dude in middle of the street, swanging a tire iron, lookin dead ass at us in the window, rain pouring on some typical pac nw shyt, w/his rain hoodie on

we ain't have no camera phones back then, but i can tell you that was a top 5 party ever

share, friends.
i wanna hear some havoc stories in here

:deadgirl: Why was he trying to take your drink? wtf is that?

If I could count the amount of times people at clubs or who work there run up on me like KILLA CAL Youre the coolest mothafukka ever and I just stand there like oh musta blacked out in this bytch.

Funniest thing i ever did and my homie had it on film is get a piggy back ride 2 am on sat night after the bar by some random butch bytch standing around outside. She looked like cattle to me so I hopped on and this bytch carried me easy and i weigh 215

This is the funniest thing you did?

 

[killacal]

Last year I went to a Wiz Khalifa concert at Merriweather high as fukk. I got out the car from smoking my bowl and could barely walk to the venue from where I parked. On my way there I got cotton mouth as bad as Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and I. Swear I thought everyone was looking at me. Never before needed a drink so bad.

I made it to the venue and got a few drinks.

When I finally sat down to watch the concert, I looked around and saw the age of everyone at the concert and was like for about two hours. I thought I was in middle school.

I tried to holla at some girls but I ended up making a complete ass of myself.





:deadgirl: Why was he trying to take your drink? wtf is that?




This is the funniest thing you did?

Not funniest more like off the wall I rode this bytch like cattle breh clicking feet on her hips n everything infront of a couple hundred people. bytch was desperate for interaction

 

[AllHolosEve]

i was buzzed, walkin miles home, got tired, chilled on some random white people steps to rest, they called cops, got arrested, pissed all over the backseat of the squad car & myself.. its hard pullin your pants down wit your hands cuffed behind your back breh... i told em i couldnt hold it....

cops was pissed, screamin at me, i laughed at em & got smart, i was goin in anyways, f_ck it...

 

[R.O. Double]

Ayo, you're a crazy muhfukka man

Nah not crazy. Just stupid. I stopped drinking before i turned 22 (things were happening and i needed to be on my toes). Didn't stop completely tho. I've had maybe 20-30 drinks in the last 7 years. Haven't been drunk since late 04.

Ain't smoke no weed in a few years now. That mostly started becuz my tolerance was too high. 11-12 blunts a day will do that to you. Just one blunt couldn't get me high anymore. I didn't wanna turn to one of them nikkas looking for the next high and be on some next level shyt. So i just quit.

I ain't even mention the really fukked up shyt that was involved in while i was fukked up.