share your craziest high or drunk stories here

[bangbreh]

i got too many to talk about, you'll hear about them in time if this thread succeeds. but this one time.....


i'm dj'n this party a few years back, girls lookin right, ya know
i spun from like 8-whenever the party died.
adderall was aplenty, beer wasn't phazing us, game was on lock, it was a swagfest if you will.

fast forward until about 5:30, just before we can re-up on beer.
my dude kept grabbin my cup tryin to get a sip, right ?
over and over, and over....
my other homie, the host had enough.
he said you do this again i'm gonna slap the shyt outta you
sure enough, right before i took my next slug this dude tried to grab the cup outta my hand
my boy left his face cheeks shaking and his soul rising to the heavens as i'd never seen before.
soul clap if you will.

boy that got slapped went out to his car, popped the trunk, grabbed a tire iron and stood in the middle of the street. twiddling a tire iron at 5:45 in the morn, it started raining so he pulled his hood up.

now theres a dude in middle of the street, swanging a tire iron, lookin dead ass at us in the window, rain pouring on some typical pac nw shyt, w/his rain hoodie on

we ain't have no camera phones back then, but i can tell you that was a top 5 party ever

share, friends.
i wanna hear some havoc stories in here

 

[ClassyME]

How old are you our cameras weren't shyt but we still had camera phones.


I don't have any drunken stories in high school... didn't smoke, drink, fukk, etc... I was a cool ass lame tho some of my friends got wasted every weekend

 

[MAKAVELI25]

College life has been crazy so far. I woke up in front of the leasing office of my apartment complex one morning wearing an FSU sweater (I go to UF). To this day I don't know where the fukk I got it from

 

[Kenny West]

College life has been crazy so far. I woke up in front of the leasing office of my apartment complex one morning wearing an FSU sweater (I go to UF). To this day I don't know where the fukk I got it from

man




fukk fsu

 

[MAKAVELI25]

man




fukk fsu

I might be going there for Law school. Walk in on the first day doing the Gator chomp

 

[Gifted one]

was at a party and one of my homeboys got so drunk, he ended up losing 5 of his front teeth, ever since that day I vow to not get drunk

 

[killacal]

If I could count the amount of times people at clubs or who work there run up on me like KILLA CAL Youre the coolest mothafukka ever and I just stand there like oh musta blacked out in this bytch.

Funniest thing i ever did and my homie had it on film is get a piggy back ride 2 am on sat night after the bar by some random butch bytch standing around outside. She looked like cattle to me so I hopped on and this bytch carried me easy and i weigh 215

 

[Friend]

Was driving while high and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green ..

That was some good weed brehs ..

 

[L&HH]

If I could count the amount of times people at clubs or who work there run up on me like KILLA CAL Youre the coolest mothafukka ever and I just stand there like oh musta blacked out in this bytch.

Funniest thing i ever did and my homie had it on film is get a piggy back ride 2 am on sat night after the bar by some random butch bytch standing around outside. She looked like cattle to me so I hopped on and this bytch carried me easy and i weigh 215

Breh I get this all the time as well around random white ppl on my campus.
The funny thing is at that same party apparently some random white bytch wanted to sue me cause I "groped" her or some shyt

 

[Eddie Jordan]

i got too many to talk about, you'll hear about them in time if this thread succeeds. but this one time.....


i'm dj'n this party a few years back, girls lookin right, ya know
i spun from like 8-whenever the party died.
adderall was aplenty, beer wasn't phazing us, game was on lock, it was a swagfest if you will.

fast forward until about 5:30, just before we can re-up on beer.
my dude kept grabbin my cup tryin to get a sip, right ?
over and over, and over....
my other homie, the host had enough.
he said you do this again i'm gonna slap the shyt outta you
sure enough, right before i took my next slug this dude tried to grab the cup outta my hand
my boy left his face cheeks shaking and his soul rising to the heavens as i'd never seen before.
soul clap if you will.

boy that got slapped went out to his car, popped the trunk, grabbed a tire iron and stood in the middle of the street. twiddling a tire iron at 5:45 in the morn, it started raining so he pulled his hood up.

now theres a dude in middle of the street, swanging a tire iron, lookin dead ass at us in the window, rain pouring on some typical pac nw shyt, w/his rain hoodie on

we ain't have no camera phones back then, but i can tell you that was a top 5 party ever

share, friends.
i wanna hear some havoc stories in here

nikka if you think a guy drinking your beer and getting slapped is an awesome party i dont wanna know what your other "top 5" parties would be like

 

[mortuus est]

nikka if you think a guy drinking your beer and getting slapped is an awesome party i dont wanna know what your other "top 5" parties would be like

 

[Pool_Shark]

This didn't happen to me but to my brother.

He got high as fukk off that oil and was driving to work. On his way to work he hears to motorcycles approaching like vreeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooommmmmm.

He looks in the mirror and hears them coming and thinks they're about to race so as they get right next to him on the highway he just floors it

My brother looks in his rearview mirror, sees lights flashing, and it turns out it was three cops on there lunch break.

They pull him over one cop goes right up to the window and bangs on it hard as fukk.
"WHAT THE fukk WERE YOU THINKING "

My brother told them he was going to miss his exit so he was trying to hurry up and catch it. The cop was just like "SLOW THE fukk DOWN NEXT TIME" and they just took off that's how I know they were on their lunch break. It's crazy cause his car always reeks of bud and he keeps his bong in the passenger seat.

 

[R.O. Double]

Hanging with some ese's. I got drunk and high and played 2 rounds of russian roulette. Nothing happened becuz the homie's gf started freaking out so we had to quit.. Has to be one of the top 5 dumbest things ever.

Got high with some friends one night and made a random trip to Tijuana. Most of that whole night was a blur once we hit the border. I mainly remember coming out a club and the sun was up.

16 years old at one of the big homies house getting drunk and playing sonic 2 while waiting my turn to play dominoes. My nikka Fatbox asked me to walk to the gas station with him to get some more blunts. We didn't get the blunts but we ended up stealing a pick up truck. Drove that shyt for a lil while until i crashed it into a light pole and we had to walk 2 1/2 miles back to the set.

Drunk driving in Compton going down Greenleaf trying to get to Long Beach and was sweating bricks becuz the police were everywhere.

17 years old. Took my pops car without him knowing. Me and my cuzzin rolled to the east side of LB to go fukk with some girls out there. Long story short, we lost track of time and we high and I'm trying to get back to my pop's house before he leaves for work at 3am. I was going down Long Beach Blvd doing 75mph and got pulled over for going 30mph over the speed limit. That shyt killed my high real quick. I told the cop the whole thing about why i took my pops car, and why i was rushing to get back. He said he been in that same situation before and he let me go without a ticket.

Got high one night while playing GTA: San Andreas. Had the munchies and wanted some cereal but it wasn't any milk. So i mixed in strawberry soda with my cap'n crunch. shyt tasted amazing.

 

[bangbreh]

nikka if you think a guy drinking your beer and getting slapped is an awesome party i dont wanna know what your other "top 5" parties would be like

i'm talkin about homie in the middle of the street, standing in the rain w/a hoodie on holdin a tire iron on some movie shyt.
must have had to been there
nikkas get slapped every weekend over here, that ain't the deal...

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

After smoking weed for the first time, I was on my way home and I bumped into a tree and ended up fighting it. I felt like Bushwick Bill in the "Mind Playing Tricks On Me" video. I still got scars on my 2nd & 3rd left knuckle