Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
DP x8
FTFY
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DP x8
Have y'all had them dudes call you & tell u that ur computer is infected with Malware? They used to get me real good. Now they call me and I'm not even on my computer. So I just the hell out of them. I ask them which computer? The one with the Bear share program? The Windows 97 or the Windows 95? It's really slow, hold on let me restart my Netzero real quick. Eventually he dude be like
6:19 fukkery
Yup that's them, those fukking slimes got me like twice on my old laptop cause I was scared to let my mom know I was downloading music & movies. Then when they started that same shyt with my new computer I had kaperskey on it so I knew I was good. I spend like a good 30 minutes fukking with them everytime I can. Saying random shyt like 'I knew I shouldn't have let my dog do that live webcast. Damn all I wanted was some Spreewells with the spinners that spin when I move & they only sold them in Nigeria... So you think it happened cause I was on ?? 'My mom AND my ex fell for that shyt. Dudes calling from india or wherever tellin folks that they work for microsoft and sent them to a website like microsoft.link or microsoft.info talking about "See? We're legit!"
Told them they had malware and viruses because they downloaded something illegally them told them to open task manager and look at the processes tab.
"do you see all of that stuff running that you don't have open? That's all viruses!!! "
My daft ass mother told them I did it and was doing illegal stuff all the time online and to call back when I was there.
"Unnu need fi stop scam BOMBACLAT people and go get a fukking work! Go look a work a police mi a send come a yuh yaad rite fukking now"
That brehette pressed his shyt breh tried to say some weak shyt about "Gunshot"
Brehette violated him " Ah gunshot fi gunshot then p*ssyhole mi have gun too! Go suck yuh big p*ssy mumma!"
Reminds me of when I tried to start my own pyramid scheme. .
I printed out 500 flyers advertising a work from home job offer (with the cut off numbers). Said they could make up to 300 to 500 a weak easy. I got a prepaid phone to use as the number. When people called the heard a message about making money "blah, blah, blah". To get started all they had to do is mail a check for $10 and their contact info to a po box for further details.
When they mail the check I would mail them back a letter with the follow instructions.
Make about 200 flyers a weeks and post them shyts in as many locations as you can advertising a work from home offer. I told them emphasize how much one could make working part time. I told them to buy prepaid phone and leave a message instructing them to mail 10 bucks to your address "preferable a po box". If someone sends in the money, I would tell them to write them back with instructions on what I just told them to do
In one summer I made about $5000. I was only 19 so that was a lot of money to me. I figured it was illegal so eventually I got scared and stopped.
Well it's a crazy story. He has 2 sons the same age b/c he claims the one was conceived through rape. He was in the military and he says his senior office drugged and raped him. He said she just showed up one day with a baby and says it was his and wanted to be together.
I got hit with that too was able to flip one thoI remember one of my friends came to work bragging how he just got a good deal. He said he was in the parking lot of the grocery store and some guy said he had an extra speaker system that wasn't a part of his inventory. Supposedly, these speakers had a MSRP of like $5,000. He even showed my friend a magazine that had the speakers in them with the price of $5,000. This young lad was so nice that he was willing to sell my friend these speakers for the low low price of $400. Unfortunately, my friend wasn't too interested and only had $250 on him anyway. The guy hesitated for a moment but since he was so nice, he agreed to sell them to my friend for the 250. He came to work poking his chest out and talking about how he is going to flip the speakers on eBay. We all go into research mode and find out that they got him with the white van speaker scam. They speakers really aren't worth more than 50 bucks. He didn't want to accept it when we told him but he eventually admitted that he got scammed. It was funny going over his house because he ended up using the speakers in his living room since he still couldn't accept that he got fukked over.