Unc moving like a bytch high key and I ain’t tryna be funny…only seen bytches go to the extremes he’s going to use the bathroom in HIS OWN HOUSE
He making bytches go grocery shopping so he can drop a deuce
yeah he sounds SUPER uptight about it
Shannon Sharpe said he broke up with a girl for farting in front of him. Ochocinco thinks it's a sign she's the "one" Ya'll agree with either?
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yeah he sounds SUPER uptight about it
Piff Perkins
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#engagement
#content
#content
I mean , he's a man named Shannon
personally I only knew one dude named shannon…coincidentally he was built like a fukking rock too so he didn’t get too many jokes about his name lol
Y’all be living in some stiff ass relationships with no kinda clowning, huh? My wife will fart and literally say “come sniff my butt since you always on it”. She be joking because she know I’m going to look at her sideways, but my point is quit being so uptight and have some damn fun. I don’t want to smell it but it’s nature.I agree with Shannon. I asked wifey many years ago not to fart in front of me, and I damn sure ain’t in the bathroom when she’s doing birthing doo doo. She could pee in front of me though.
This is me. Its not something that I judge the quality of my relationship on.2 fukking extremes
I’m not breaking up with a chic over farting but her being comfortable enough to do it in front of me soon in the relationship is not an indicator of her being “the one”…just means she really really had to fukking fart lmaoooo
if she too scared to fart.. she gotta depart...
too cute to poot ...she can scoot..
we invite rectum rockets around here
too cute to poot ...she can scoot..
we invite rectum rockets around here
It’s not at all is basic respect, I try not fart in front of my girl or anyone for that matter too, standards morals and being well trained can never be ‘lame’.
Kenny West
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Nah bruh that's foul. She left you with that cloud in ya faceMy girl farted on the 3rd date getting out of my car. I dont think she meant to, but I gave her benefit of the doubt due to my leather seats.
“Did you fart?”
Shes already standing outside of the passenger door. The sound cam as she was getting up.
“Yup
Almost 5 years later we good.
So your reading comprehension skills suck too, on top of being stiff and uptight about life? She gonna leave you my boi…
This site is full of deviants.
datnigDASTARDLY
catching pigeons
True story…
I remember when old girl cracked one off and then scooted up in the seat, put her elbows on her knees to sit up, looked dead at me in my face….then burped…then took another swig of drank.
I was like
She was the one brehs
I remember when old girl cracked one off and then scooted up in the seat, put her elbows on her knees to sit up, looked dead at me in my face….then burped…then took another swig of drank.
I was like
She was the one brehs
I agree with Shannon. Ripping one like it's nothing is foul, epecially for a woman. Super unfeminine and unsexy. Of course, it happens sometimes, but if we're chilling at the crib, and there's bathrooms 10 seconds in either direction, have some decorum and excuse yourself.
I dont think uncle shay shay likes women too much in general 