Shaman jumps in lake to prove he can control crocodiles, gets eaten.

[Tetsuo]

Cameraman ain't shyt

 

[Ruck]

crocodile 1
paganism 0

 

[BLΔCK⁂W⊙LF]

man you gotta understand how humans aint shyt when you got shyt around us thats 19 feet 2500 lbs and can move quicker than us

That's why we have communities and a higher level of consciousness.

May not be strong and fast, and rather clumsy. But when we work together ain't shyt stopping us from dominating.

 

[Collateral]

I was waiting for a big ass croc to pop up and chomp him up but the croc didn’t even have to do all that extra shyt that day. Too easy

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

There was no blood. There wasn't even a big show, just one splash and gone.... eerie.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

That's why we have communities and a higher level of consciousness.

May not be strong and fast, and rather clumsy. But when we work together ain't shyt stopping us from dominating.

100 Humans vs 1 Billion flesh-eating Microorganisms... Who wins?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Cool

 

[Chronic]

We found today's Darwin Award winner.



Shaman Suprianto died after a suspected crocodile attack in Kutai Kartanegara, Indonesia.
Jumping into the water, he was attempting to use his ‘powers’ to locate the body of another victim, a man called Arjuna.

While swimming and chanting, a croc dragged his ass under the water and he eventually was found at 9.40pm, dead as hell.

Saltwater crocodiles can reach up to 6 metres (19.67 feet) in length and weigh up to 1,200 kilograms (2,645 lbs).
Voluntarily wade into croc infested waters where the croc has previously murked others, brehs.
Croc breh was just patiently waiting for another dumbazz to slip into the water like

soon as he saw that breh

celebrating later like

I already know this is happened in Indonesia before clicking this thread.

 

[BLΔCK⁂W⊙LF]

100 Humans vs 1 Billion flesh-eating Microorganisms... Who wins?

Well, excluding microorganisms.

 

[mamba]

Croc was probably telling his croc brehs that he can control humans.

 

[joeychizzle]

I already know this is happened in Indonesia before clicking this thread.

so is this like a thing? dudes out there just hopping in the water trying to flex on crocs :whatmayne:

 

[joeychizzle]

Croc was probably telling his croc brehs that he can control humans.

yeah, with them bigass jaws :chillhov:

if i was there i would've said don't do it! :nawww: just one time. after that i'm pulling out my phone to record

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

in before "if he knew brazilian jujitsu..."

 

[Karb]

in before "if he knew brazilian jujitsu..."

@Mowgli

 

[patscorpio]

Darwinism