Shaman jumps in lake to prove he can control crocodiles, gets eaten.

Would you save him?

  • nah

    Votes: 40 54.8%

  • for a million cash

    Votes: 10 13.7%

  • i'm 6'2, and brolic af. i'll defeat 100 gorillas, knockout bears and make some shoes out this bih

    Votes: 10 13.7%

  • I will totally destroy this croc like North Korea

    Votes: 3 4.1%

  • look at the bubbles as he got dragged under the surface :mjlol:

    Votes: 21 28.8%
  • Total voters
    73
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We found today's Darwin Award winner.



Shaman Suprianto died after a suspected crocodile attack in Kutai Kartanegara, Indonesia.
Jumping into the water, he was attempting to use his ‘powers’ to locate the body of another victim, a man called Arjuna.

While swimming and chanting, a croc dragged his ass under the water and he eventually was found at 9.40pm, dead as hell.

Saltwater crocodiles can reach up to 6 metres (19.67 feet) in length and weigh up to 1,200 kilograms (2,645 lbs).
Voluntarily wade into croc infested waters where the croc has previously murked others, brehs.
Croc breh was just patiently waiting for another dumbazz to slip into the water like
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soon as he saw that breh

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celebrating later like
edit: the cROC is in the building :chillhov:
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itsyoung!! said:
man you gotta understand how humans aint shyt when you got shyt around us thats 19 feet 2500 lbs and can move quicker than us :heh:
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that's the thing. people don't seem to understand :mjlol:
MoorMe said:
:pachaha:even the camera man was laughing at this foolishness lol
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he knew breh was prob gonna die and still filmed on some fukk it shyt :yeshrug:

:russ:
 
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