Shakira is boo'd up! This brother Lucien Laviscount won!

[UWasntThere]

Goddamn. Now that’s beauty

You know damm well she doesn't wake up like that

 

[Big Simpin Losing Cheese]

Why dude name sounds like a Vampire villain in the dark ages

 

[R.B.J1]

This guy looks gay.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

A divorced, menopausal, single mother is a win for a 30 year old breh?

Let's call it what it is, lust. Shakira is attractive enough to smash and breh is her plaything for the next few months. They'll enjoy each others company, then part ways.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

You know damm well she doesn't wake up like that

He ain't talking about Shakira

 

[Collateral]

Yall be calling anybody a “breh”

 

[Mowgli]

Dude lost.

 

[Lonj]

Of course she running off to a "breh" on her last eggs. Halle ran the same play. And she got damn near two decades on him. That's an L.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Shakira 47!

Thought she was in her mid thirties.

Shakira been in the music game for like 30+ years

 

[At30wecashout]

Why dude name sounds like a Vampire villain in the dark ages

Date one of "The Originals," brehitas.

 

[Huda2daf]

Say no to these old bytches.

Don’t give them your prime years

 

[Gloxina]

She looks great (!), but I don’t know why she keeps dealing with these younger dudes.


I mean, I know why.


But she needs to just get the older multimillionaire and call it a day lol

 

[bigdaddy88]

You know damm well she doesn't wake up like that

He wasn't talking about shakira

 

[Dr. Acula]

That is not a straight male

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Women with their own money = Leonardo DiCaprio.

They avoid getting married/remarried, they always date much younger and they don't stick with the same person too long. Temporary companionship, a little period of single time and then back to dating the latest tenderoni.