Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Lets stop doing this yall. I dont want to smell like you. I want to put my palm on my face at some point in the day and then go to my woman and have her ask what fragrance im wearing. Its so demonic. I want to not wonder what that bizarre smell is at my desk and then realize i have to wash my hand 5 times plus hand sanitizer to quell the stench of your fragrance on my hand. Friends if you're going to use cologne in the morning, please use a stick and put dabs behind your ears and wrists. Pouring this fluid in your hand, slapping your palms together and smacking yourself about the face and neck is not whoa because you're hurting your friends in the office who may never want to shake your hand again. For the sake of friendship, lets not do this like sex without love.
You woulda been smelling like somebody else's cologne and your woman would be like 