Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[AVXL]

15 picks in 12 games

 

[showtime]

Cowboys ain't winning shyt with Dak as the starting quaterback. Get him the fukk outta here already

 

[VegetasHairline]

Troy Aikman at his current age > Dak Prescott

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Honestly, not even trolling, I’d rather see Cooper Rush start next week than this checkdown shorty piece of shyt

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Miss 5 games and still lead the league in picks brehs

 

[BigE214]

I see you Joseph

 

[VegetasHairline]

Honestly, not even trolling, I’d rather see Cooper Rush start next week than this checkdown shorty piece of shyt

Bu bu bu but they average so many points with Dak!

 

[BigE214]

@duckbutta gone off that Martell. His wife in trouble

 

[BlueHeffner]

Dak is playing like how Romo haters thought he played

 

[BigE214]

Give Dak some grace. One INT was off Brown's hands

 

[VegetasHairline]

Who you blaming this week for Dak's pick six?
@duckbutta

 

[Codeine Bryant]

@duckbutta gone if that Martell. His wife in trouble

He’s watching Wemby highlights and typing an essay about how Keldon Johnson is better than Luka Doncic

 

[BlueHeffner]

Can yall stop summoning this nikka duck


Nobody tryna read his garbage right now

 

[Piff Perkins]

The fukk going on. I bet on you guys in my parlay, last leg to go is Dallas money line.

 

[Slimkid07]

Barr stuck in quicksand