Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

you lives will be much happier if all of you simply checked box scores.

why keep giving this franchise all of your time and energy.

Dak Prescott is average. A middle of the pack starter at best.

This franchise is going nowhere. Jerry Jones and his sons are not good general managers and they don't know how to hire coaches.

It is what it is. As long has the Jones family is in charge, I doubt Dallas will ever sniff a super bowl again.

Teams have gone to the super bowl, declined, started from scratch and went back to the super bowl. Dallas hasn't even been to ONE in 26 years.

 

[Thegospel]

Lol..Dallas already did enough. They tough part was winning with Rush early on. Clock management is a easy fix. I just dont get to twisted up no more about regular season no more. This team is the best its gonna get with Dak and no top 5 QBs to face in the NFC. They can get to the bowl. Ill judge them based on playoffs from this point on...

I agree 100. You see I just be in here laughing and chillin. I only turn up when those corny Eagles fans get to talking outta turn.

 

[dtownreppin214]

If Dak go out there and give me that lead again, I promise we won’t do that.

It's time to shut up micah. Outchea breaking promises

Pathetic. Nobody wanted to make a play on that last drive. I know he will no-show next week too.

 

[Surreal]

This was a total team loss if I ever seen one. Every aspect of the team was disappointing except the kicking game.

We're a 9-8 team that got bailed out by Cooper Rush. We need to lose out and get the 6th seed

 

[patscorpio]

Who cares, every week is different

i mean yall can still clinch a playoff berth today if the skins lose tonight

consolation prize i guess

 

[L. Deezy]

Even if we got the win today is this a team you trust with a 1st round bye if the Eagles lost out??? We can't even take care of teams we are supposed to stomp out. Same Dallas shyt show just different cast members. What's the point of winning the division if you just gonna get bounced in the divisional game if you get the 1st round bye or win 1st wildcard game???

Well.. the flip side is Ive seen us take some really good teams out too. NFL is like that.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

We don't have a plan on offense when teams shut down Ceedee. Gallup isn't a factor. It def looked like we thought we were just going to walk into Jax and bully them into submission and play the real game next week.

I'm getting tired of Micah no showing brehs. I know he gets a lot of praise but he is not DPOY worthy imo

 

[lightskin jermaine]

It was a terrible throw. Set your feet and put it in there. Brown shouldn't have to make a diving catch.

Bruh this is the NFL. You're taught at an early age if the ball hits your hands you catch it. Thats on Brown. It was put where only HE could have caught it and he dropped it.

 

[Leasy]

On some real snit. Why Jerry trade Cooper with no backup plan???

 

[dtownreppin214]

SOC Desoto and Duncanville all win state. This gotta be a sign. The stars are aligning

No sign breh. Cowboys bring nothing but shame on this city.

 

[Primetime21]

i mean yall can still clinch a playoff berth today if the skins lose tonight

consolation prize i guess

We’re not worried about a consolation prize. Mathematically we were very unlikely to catch yall in the standings. It’s also unlikely mathematically for us to miss out on the playoffs altogether. So while today is a great day for trolls, it doesn’t really change much about the trajectory of this season.

 

[Thegospel]

@BlueHeffner ya boy hovering around top 10 but can he ever go on the outside?

 

[duckbutta]

@duckbutta @Dwight Howard
Bring y’all asses in here

The two biggest Dak dikkriders in this forum, y’all boy is a fukking bum ass p*ssy. Defense gave wak a chance and he fukking blew it!!!

Get this sorry ass half breed off my team, I’m done with his ass man

Defense gave up 40 to a team that hadn't scored 40 IN YEARS but "they gave Wak a chance".

You really going to be up in this thread arguing over a defense that just gave up ANOTHER career day to a QB that hasn't done anything in this league huh

Didn't we have the lead after that touchdown pass to Noah Brown with less than 3 minutes to go in the game? What happened? Is not giving up points for 3 minutes to much to ask.

 

[darealvelle]

@darealvelle

Why did you do this to yourself?

 

[Surreal]

you lives will be much happier if all of you simply checked box scores.

why keep giving this franchise all of your time and energy.

Dak Prescott is average. A middle of the pack starter at best.

This franchise is going nowhere. Jerry Jones and his sons are not good general managers and they don't know how to hire coaches.

It is what it is. As long has the Jones family is in charge, I doubt Dallas will ever sniff a super bowl again.

Teams have gone to the super bowl, declined, started from scratch and went back to the super bowl. Dallas hasn't even been to ONE in 26 years.

I don't mind it

Not winning the SB is like Snoop, BIG, and Pac not having any Grammys

We in good company 🫡