Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

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I haven’t really paid attention to nothing. I haven’t really kept up with this off-season or training camp so far.

I imagine most of the starters won’t get much burn in the preseason so why bother watching. I probably won’t.


I’ll start paying attention once the regular season starts. But at some point it will be the same narrative. Dallas has to beat good teams.


If the defense doesn’t take a next step up then this team is in trouble. A middle of the road record. And they will keep the NFC East steak alive if not having a back to back division winner in forever.

As for the offense. If they can’t run the ball, they won’t be that productive. Best case, Dak and the passing game starts out strong. But then they will continue to play like shyt in the red zone and eventually teams will figure out the passing game mid season. Will they adjust? Or will they keep being predictable?


Hopefully Parsons stays healthy. It’s ironic the first time he gets hurt is in the playoffs :snoop:

Dorito Brown is still a starter which puts a frown on my face. Hopefully Boseman can take his spot.


I expect Barr to have a good enough year to get a better deal with another team next year.


Still don’t have a kicker, so I expect cowboy fans do bytch and complain about that all year.


Coach Thumb is in a bad spot. He didn’t build this team or culture. He’s just the fall guy if or when they crumble.

I predict Tyron will miss at least 5 games due to injury. I think Steele will regress and the new Smith will be RT and will eventually be LT.


Most of the important games will be close as always and cowboy fans will experience a lot of unnecessary stress each week.


Basically, unless Dak suddenly becomes an MVP candidate, this team will go 9-8 or some shyt, barely miss the playoffs, coach Thumb will be fired jones will beg Kellen Moore to stay or do some dumb shyt and promote him to head coach and Quinn will definitely walk as a result.


Did anyone catch the quote from Quinn? He went to Coach Thumb and told him he would not come back just so he wouldn’t be a distraction. Who openly says some shyt like that :dahell:



I don’t see nothing changing until Jerry Jones is dead.
 

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I haven’t really paid attention to nothing. I haven’t really kept up with this off-season or training camp so far.

I imagine most of the starters won’t get much burn in the preseason so why bother watching. I probably won’t.


I’ll start paying attention once the regular season starts. But at some point it will be the same narrative. Dallas has to beat good teams.


If the defense doesn’t take a next step up then this team is in trouble. A middle of the road record. And they will keep the NFC East steak alive if not having a back to back division winner in forever.

As for the offense. If they can’t run the ball, they won’t be that productive. Best case, Dak and the passing game starts out strong. But then they will continue to play like shyt in the red zone and eventually teams will figure out the passing game mid season. Will they adjust? Or will they keep being predictable?


Hopefully Parsons stays healthy. It’s ironic the first time he gets hurt is in the playoffs :snoop:

Dorito Brown is still a starter which puts a frown on my face. Hopefully Boseman can take his spot.


I expect Barr to have a good enough year to get a better deal with another team next year.


Still don’t have a kicker, so I expect cowboy fans do bytch and complain about that all year.


Coach Thumb is in a bad spot. He didn’t build this team or culture. He’s just the fall guy if or when they crumble.

I predict Tyron will miss at least 5 games due to injury. I think Steele will regress and the new Smith will be RT and will eventually be LT.


Most of the important games will be close as always and cowboy fans will experience a lot of unnecessary stress each week.


Basically, unless Dak suddenly becomes an MVP candidate, this team will go 9-8 or some shyt, barely miss the playoffs, coach Thumb will be fired jones will beg Kellen Moore to stay or do some dumb shyt and promote him to head coach and Quinn will definitely walk as a result.


Did anyone catch the quote from Quinn? He went to Coach Thumb and told him he would not come back just so he wouldn’t be a distraction. Who openly says some shyt like that :dahell:



I don’t see nothing changing until Jerry Jones is dead.
Lol at Dorito Brown. They saying he’s having the best camp out of everyone.
 

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:huhldup: Idk about that brah.
It is breh. Dak has been spoiled his whole tenure here.

Ceedee was on pace for 95/1500/10 before Dak couldnt figure out how to beat a cover-2 :unimpressed:


They will move him around and have him in the slot so he wont get the prime Dez treatment
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It is breh. Dak has been spoiled his whole tenure here.

Ceedee was on pace for 95/1500/10 before Dak couldnt figure out how to beat a cover-2 :unimpressed:


They will move him around and have him in the slot so he wont get the prime Dez treatment
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Let me clarify. I don’t think it should be used as an excuse for him but I don’t think it’s enough for HIM if you know what I mean.

Let’s see. I’m interested to see Tolbert in the preseason games. Helman said the hype is legit.
 

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Let me clarify. I don’t think it should be used as an excuse for him but I don’t think it’s enough for HIM if you know what I mean.

Let’s see. I’m interested to see Tolbert in the preseason games. Helman said the hype is legit.
Hes a dog. The type of receiver we havent had since Dez (dez :mjcry:)




First catch in this clip, taunting the DB after the catch. I need this type of shyt from my WRs
 
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