Sh*t Ya Parents Say That Annoys You

[Freddie.Cane]

Couple of others:

My OG

"Just because you 6 ft and im 5'8..don't mean i cant whupped yo ass. We can go punch for punch". Uh huh sure Pop. My oldhead is wild yo.

Mom:

Dont bring me no fast ass girl home. She knows i dont fool with no 'fast ass girls' but thats just her nagging.

My Old Girl always call em pissy girls

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

"nikka keep thinking fat meat ain't greasy"

 

[Ol’Otis]

yo mama should've swallowed
you should be more like________
stop using all the cocoa butter

 

[IronFist]

My Old Girl always call em pissy girls

lol shyt be having me in tears breh.

 

[AlainLocke]

dbz saga length ass whoopings...

 

[Quest]

My ass whopping always started with "didn't I tell yo ass", followed by whatever I did.

 

[Freddie.Cane]

yo mama should've swallowed
you should be more like________
stop using all the cocoa butter

 

[Jean Jacket]

We fight over the check every time.

"I got it.."

"Naah..I got it"....

Every fukkin time!

 

[Jean Jacket]

My ass whopping always started with "didn't I tell yo ass", followed by whatever I did.

... Please mama no ..mama... Chill chill... Her..

 

[IronFist]

Ass whoopings LOL. Man i can think of a time i was in the 2nd grade being a little hotheaded mischievous cat. Dont remember what i did but the teacher call my house expecting to reach my mom. my OG at the time had just got off work and answer the phone. Brehs----you know the ass-whooping you get when you over-enunciate

each word on some.....IM.......SoRRY...shyt. The asswhooping you get where you sound like having a asthma attack but you know you dont have asthma ...yeah one of those.

 

[Quest]

Ass whoopings LOL. Man i can think of a time i was in the 2nd grade being a little hotheaded mischievous cat. Dont remember what i did but the teacher call my house expecting to reach my mom. my OG at the time had just got off work and answer the phone. Brehs----you know the ass-whooping you get when you overenunicated each syabble on some.....IM.......SoRRY...shyt. The asswhooping you get where you sound like having a asthma attack but you know you dont have asthma ...yeah one of those.

Or act like they hurt you really bad, so they would stop.

 

[Mr Rager]

"I've been your age, you haven't been mine"

No shyt pops

 

[UpAndComing]

"You are your father's son"

Your turn.

Such a Nigerian comment

 

[IronFist]

Well, when are you going to have kids lol

lol when im good & ready

 

[Black Cobain]

My mom:
"Do everything right the first time"
"Why are you sleeping on the weekend?"
"You should be more social, like me!"

My dad:
"Be a man, not a woman!"

Nowadays my mom just annoys me, she always texts me small talk..I don't mind talking to her but shyt, stop using emojis like we're the same age


Love em though