Set Your F*ckery Alarm: R Kelly to sit down with CBS for Interview

Petty Crocker

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I have a cuz’n who’s illiterate...couldn’t even read street signs...I used to wonder how he pulled all the chics he did...one time (this was a long ass time ago)...we were @ the mall and I seen him spit game to this chic...by the end of the convo she was visibly dizzy and giving him her #...dude spit some shyt that had me like :wow: dude just has an extremely natural gift of gab and is surprisingly quick-witted


:russ: Im sure he did. I would like to think if I was even initially impressed by a man once I found out he couldnt read, every time he said anything to me I would :childplease: his ass.

Matter of fact, once I found out...wouldnt be anymore interactions between us. Celebrity or not.

Dude cant even order us dinner off the menu.
"Ole do they have any pics, headass :jbhmm:

While I know some women are weak and subject to manipulation, I believe its levels to it. And once the initial feeling of being with a celeb wore off, I would be like :camby: dumb dudes are unattractive at every tax bracket.
 

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That is a scary statement

It's the truth sadly. People are defending a known pedophile and statutory rapist because they feel he's being harassed after beating a case. So as long as they beat the case it's okay for them to live peacefully? Some of y'all are sick man and likely touch underage family members.
 
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