to the boldedMillennial midlife crisis.
A bunch of mid-30s to mid-40s dudes who still wanna watch sports and play video games and complain about how much they suck as if any of that shyt is meant for dudes their age.
A bunch of aging childless instathots who still wanna hit up the club and need filters to cover up them wrinkles and sagging titties.
The universe is telling you it’s time settle down and become like your parents.
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