Serious post: forgot who Cena was wrestling at Mania while watching Raw

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This is hands down laziest built mania that I can remember.

Straight lazy from the match builds all the way to the selection of the theme song:

Coke Boy: Ok this will be in Jersey, what song will we use?
Writers: How bout a Diddy song? He's always hip:scheme:
Coke Boy: Do we still got the rights to the song we used of his on Tribute To The Troops?
Writers: Yep I think we do.
Coke Boy: Ok lets go with that.
*Wrestlemania 29 commercial with "Coming Home" by Diddy*
Me At Home Watching: :snoop:This old song again?!
 

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Yeah I saw that, was very strange since I thought the whole point of giving him the title was so he could promote the 'E on his media appearances. Not only does he not bring the belt out but he makes absolutely no mention of anything. If you didn't know better you'd never know he was even involved with wrestling again, let alone the fukking "WWE Champion", let alone headlining their biggest show of the year.

Just a complete burial.
It's because he's embarrassed of the product. He knows it is sht now, and doesn't want to be associated with it within the mainstream. He'll take his money, then run. Until the next WM.

You can't blame him, tho. cena has turned the World Wrestling Federation into sht. I'd hide the fact that I was fckin wit it too. Like that fat girl you fck on the down low, only because she gives you cash when you need it. Don't nobody need to know bout that.
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Straight lazy from the match builds all the way to the selection of the theme song:

Coke Boy: Ok this will be in Jersey, what song will we use?
Writers: How bout a Diddy song? He's always hip:scheme:
Coke Boy: Do we still got the rights to the song we used of his on Tribute To The Troops?
Writers: Yep I think we do.
Coke Boy: Ok lets go with that.
*Wrestlemania 29 commercial with "Coming Home" by Diddy*
Me At Home Watching: :snoop:This old song again?!
well.....I'll take Diddy over MGK and Flo Rida :trash:
 

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Still don't understand how the main event isn't WWE Champion CM Punk (500 Days of Championship Reign" vs The Undertaker (20-0)
The unpredictability of that match.

:whew: High stakes, both men have something to lose and gain.
 

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he was on Jay Leno, and didnt even have the title with him or make one mention of wrestlemania :laff:

Funny thing is when Punk was champion he was on tv EVERYWEEK proudly repping the WWE Championship even when he was hurt he would still be there struting like Ric Flair making the crowd mad. Rock wins the title and he hadn't been seen since... who's the real People's Champion in 2013? (besides Diamond Dallas Page)
 

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Can't claim People's Champion if the people are still spending more money to see the other guy.

It's not just the main event though. Whole show is being poorly developed. Maybe the minor exception of Swagger/ADR, which is a really cheap feud anyways. The second straight where a white guy just makes fun of him being Mexican.
 

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Can't claim People's Champion if the people are still spending more money to see the other guy.

It's not just the main event though. Whole show is being poorly developed. Maybe the minor exception of Swagger/ADR, which is a really cheap feud anyways. The second straight where a white guy just makes fun of him being Mexican.

I actually had interest in the Swagger/Del Rio feud cause I thought this would be the second comming of World Heavyweight Champion Swagger... then he had to fukk it up with that damn DUI so I lost interest cause I know they are NOT gonna let him win the belt now.
 

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I actually had interest in the Swagger/Del Rio feud cause I thought this would be the second comming of World Heavyweight Champion Swagger... then he had to fukk it up with that damn DUI so I lost interest cause I know they are NOT gonna let him win the belt now.

On top of that, I hated that they broke kay-fab for Glenn Beck. I'm not "its still real to me dammit," but having them make a video like "sike! we're just characters and love minorities!" took some of the shine away.
 

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It's because he's embarrassed of the product. He knows it is sht now, and doesn't want to be associated with it within the mainstream. He'll take his money, then run. Until the next WM.

You can't blame him, tho. cena has turned the World Wrestling Federation into sht. I'd hide the fact that I was fckin wit it too. Like that fat girl you fck on the down low, only because she gives you cash when you need it. Don't nobody need to know bout that.
:takedat:

Erik, I don't know who is more lazy...cokeboy developing this show or you managing this alias. You seem even more retarded trying to not act like yourself while still taking your same stances. :mjplz:
 
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Yeah I saw that, was very strange since I thought the whole point of giving him the title was so he could promote the 'E on his media appearances. Not only does he not bring the belt out but he makes absolutely no mention of anything. If you didn't know better you'd never know he was even involved with wrestling again, let alone the fukking "WWE Champion", let alone headlining their biggest show of the year.

Just a complete burial.

Now that is ridiculous
 

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Can't claim People's Champion if the people are still spending more money to see the other guy.

It's not just the main event though. Whole show is being poorly developed. Maybe the minor exception of Swagger/ADR, which is a really cheap feud anyways. The second straight where a white guy just makes fun of him being Mexican.

that's weird they are paying to see him and he can't even bother to show up
 
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