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That Steinbrenner line on Daryl Strawberry chest swelling 
Seinfeld 9/11 Spec Script: The Twin Towers
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Could visualize it perfectly 
KRAMER
You remember my friend crazy Mo Atta?
KRAMER
You know he was always talking about how evil America was? Eventually I told him, “Why don’t you do something about it?” I thought he’d write to his Congressman!
JERRY
Kramer, he just crashed a plane into the World Trade Center! He slit the pilots’ throats with a box-cutter!
KRAMER
Not “a” box-cutter - MY box-cutter. He borrowed it last week!
ELAINE
(even more intense)
GET - OUT! You have to do something!
KRAMER
Oh, you’d better believe it! I’m getting that box-cutter replaced.
ELAINE
You wouldn’t kiss her because of DUST?
JERRY
It was all I could see! It was coming at me like a 747! She said she couldn’t date someone so petty.
David_TheMan
Banned
Someone needs to send this to the princpal seinfeld cast of larry david.
This needs to be filmed
This needs to be filmed
Sunalmighty
Superstar
Are you fukking kidding me?
there would be backlash for years behind some shyt like this
David_TheMan
Banned
Are you fukking kidding me?
Even better
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MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
JERRY
- It was all I could see! It was coming at me like a 747! She said she couldn’t date someone so petty.
i read that in Seinfelds whiny voice
shyt, I'd take it in animated form. This shyt is gold...
"Remember my crazy friend Mo Atta" is the most Kramer line ever
Diunx
Probably drunk
"Remember my crazy friend Mo Atta" is the most Kramer line ever
I fukking burst out laughing when I read that, I was in class tho so I got a "look" from the teacher
