Seahorses and their close relatives, @Mowgli are the only species in which the male gets pregnant and gives birth.

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never mind i googled. OP's explanation isn't entirely accurate. The female seahorse creates eggs, and then deposits the eggs in the males pouch. the male isn't actually pregnant no uterus or anything, he's just essentially holding the females eggs until they hatch.

That makes @Mowgli and his cousin @Gil Scott-Heroin even more of bigger bytches.
 

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fakkit out here giving birth to 2000 babies at a time like a fukking bytch:martin:

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I thought it was because his Chinese wife isn't allowed many kids, so he has to birth the rest himself :mjcry:

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The female seahorse creates eggs, and then deposits the eggs in the males pouch. The male isn't actually pregnant no uterus or anything, he's just essentially holding the females eggs until they hatch.

Still female behavior, only females are supposed to have pouches @Blessed Koala
 

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You one of my son's bytch boy. I birthed you I burped you. You lash out but I'm not gonna hurt chew.

He been mad ever since I said his mother was a loser. I take it back. I lashed out. She couldn't have known she'd be giving birth to an idiot.

Quit lying to these good folks of the Coli before you even made that asine comment about that wonderful I been sonned you.
 

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@Mowgli don't you got a underwater lamaze class you got to attend shyt up bytch nikka I told you I'd would never lose to a fukking c00n.
 

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@Mowgli don't you got a underwater lamaze class you got to attend shyt up bytch nikka I told you I'd would never lose to a fukking c00n.
Relax. I could break you in half with a snap. Youre so lucky I'm in Christ. He teaches me to be merciful and thankfully, I extend that mercy to you like God extends his mercy on me every day I open my eyes.

Don't ever disrespect my mercy brother.
 
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