This week's Social Media SmackDown opens with World Heavyweight champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Damien Sandow. They had a verbal exchange before the match. Del Rio got the win with his cross armbreaker submission hold in what was basically a squash. Cody Rhodes stands on the stage and laughs at Sandow.
- Backstage, Daniel Bryan and Kane are shown arguing. Later tonight, they will get a rematch against the Prime Time Players, except this time - Kane will be the one that's blindfolded and Bryan will have his arm tied behind his back.
- Antonio Cesaro defeated The Miz in a Best of 3 Falls Match to retain the United States championship, 2 falls to 1. Total domination by Cesaro. First fall came after Cesaro dominated and toyed with Miz leading to a Neutralizer. The second fall came almost immediately after via the Swiss Death uppercut. Despite having the match won Cesaro insisted on going for the third fall. He kicked Miz out of the the ring and swung him between the steel steps and barricade. The ref DQ'd Cesaro but Cesaro said it doesn't matter anyway as he already won the match. He said it provided Miz a bit of charity, something Americans are very used to.
- A video aired hyping Fandango's debut for later in the show.
* Backstage, Randy Orton and Sheamus are talking. Orton will face the Big Show later in the show.
- Jim Ross interviewed Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger in the ring. JR played up his history with Swagger, a fellow Oklahoma native, but Swagger played the heel and trash talked the Oklahoma Sooners. Zeb Colter started ranting about anti-immigration issues and said at WrestleMania, an English speaking American will finally be World Heavyweight Champion again. JR and Colter got into an argument, which led to Swagger knocking off JR's cowboy hat and getting in his face. JR tried to leave but was hit in the back of the head with a bottle of BBQ sauce by Swagger. Colter says he and JR have a bit of history as well. He says that JR used to call wrestlers the N word, said they were filthy apes, weren't technical and didn't have any business in the ring unless they were cleaning it. :sayword: Now he wants to whitewash his past when it's convenient. Colter says he's got dirt on everyone and if you expose the vermin in his kitchen he's going to expose the cracks in your whole foundation. We the people.
- The Prime Time Players defeated Team Hell No in a non-title match. Kane was blindfolded and Bryan had his arm behind his back. The finish came when Kane and Bryan started arguing during the match, which allowed Titus to roll up Bryan up for the win. After the match, Kane and Bryan hugged, but Bryan then slapped Kane in the face. PTP took the opportunity to wail on Bryan and Kane with chairs while they were distracted.
- Backstage, the Big Show was interviewed and said he's going to make an impactlater tonight against Randy Orton.
- Sin Cara defeated Heath Slater (with 3MB). Mahal and McIntrye tried to intervene but were dispatched relatively quickly. Mark Henry came out after the match and threatened to attack 3MB but said they were pathetic and not worth his time. He walked up the ramp then turned around and attacked them anyway. 3MB had to be stretchered out. That was for wasting his time.
- Backstage, Fandango is interviewed by Matt Striker. Striker mispronounced his name several times - which lead Fandango to call off his debut. He says he will debut when Striker can get his name right. As he prances off he is knocked out in one punch by Mark Henry. He tells Fandango to meet Mandingo. Matt Striker backs away and bumps into Heidenreich and Snitsky. Matt asks them about the startling revelations from last week and what happened to the Iron Phallus. Snitsky shoves the iron phallus down his throat until he vomits and tells him that's what happened to it. They'll put it in the hall of fame later. Heidenreich pulls the camera man down a corridor and to a door with a bloodied HHH laying at the entrance in Depends :crazyobama: and with a shattered cinderblock across the dome. Demonic crying can be heard inside along with a woman's sobbing. The sick individual begs the woman to call him daddy. Just like the old days.
- Randy Orton vs. Big Show is the main event. The Shield came out and surrounded the ring. Sheamus came out to even the odds. The Shield beat down Orton and Sheamus. Big Show knocked out Roman Reigns and Ambrose and Rollins ran away. Big Show choke slammed Orton, but Sheamus then hit Big Show with a Brogue Kick and knocked him out of the ring. The match ended in a no contest. Sheamus helped Orton to his feet but gave him a Brogue Kick while his back was turned.
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