SD Spoilers; Punt return, ginger snapped? vince/weezy collab, fjango unchained,

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I must say his spoilers are way better than what actually happened.. I mean who would want to see 3mb in the main event
 
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-Smackdown opens with Sheamus and Randy Orton on MizTV. They talk about adding Big Show to their team. Both men talk about not being able to trust him, and that prompts Big Show to come out. The Miz says that he would not trust Big Show, since he turned on him when they were a tag team. Show says his opinion doesn't matter. Show hits Miz with the WMD and kicks him out of the ring so "adults can talk." He explains why he should be in the match and Sheamus wonders if Show will leave them hanging and turn their backs on them. Randy Orton steps in the way of Sheamus and Show, and then Booker T says that they will see how they can fare in 6 man tag team action later tonight.

A huge announcement by Stephanie McMahon is promised for later in the show. :sayword:

1. Mark Henry defeated Zack Ryder. Henry hit multiple World's Strongest Slams onto Ryder. That brings out Ryback, who stared at him and then he clotheslined Henry. :belip: Henry escaped from the ring and walked up the ramp. The Shield attacked Ryback from behind and put him through the announce table.

- Booker T talks about how Teddy Long helped Vickie make the Wrestlemania match. He is upset at Teddy, and Long says that inducting Booker T in the Hall of Fame changed him. Booker disagrees but Long reminds him that he never punished Heidenreich and Snitsky for all of those backstage attacks several months back, including his own. :ohhh: Booker says it's not his fault that he got raped and Teddy needs to start taking care of himself


2. Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston in an entertaining match. When the match went to the outside, he hit a Fameasser onto Kingston on the outside. He tossed him back into the ring and hit the Zig Zag for the victory. Big E Langston attacked Kingston after the match. Kingston gets on the mic and says he respects Big E anyway for working for an protecting a white man.

Zeb Colter walks out with Jack Swagger, and Jack talks about his America. They talk about how Ricardo getting his ankle broke was necessary. Zeb continues talking about getting revenge and serving Jack's America. Swagger says "We, The People."

3. Jack Swagger defeated Chris Jericho in a great match. At the end of the match, the titantron went out and Fandango's new set dropped. He distracts Jericho, which begins his downfall. He fought off Swagger shortly after, but the number one contender had Zeb Colter distract the referee so Fandango hit Jericho. Kofi Kingston also interfered and hit Jericho with a leaf blower. :wtf: Swagger picked up the victory.

-After the match, he hit a legdrop on Jericho from the top rope. He pronounced his name and left.

-Stephanie McMahon announcement promo aired again.

-CM Punk promo is aired showing him sitting in his room pouring a can of Diet Pepsi into the urn. He says it's more crisp and refreshing, like it's filtered. Maybe that's the power. Taker is from Death Valley. Bet he gets pretty thirsty and the here's the thirst quencher in the urn. He takes another sip. He says that last week he came out on his high horse about the whole situation and on Monday Night people say he "disrespected" Bearer's legacy. He says that he's a "bad guy" and I'm not supposed to be good :jawalrus:. But is he really the "bad guy" in all of this? The urn is just a prop, and now it's a mug. Paul Bearer is a character. He never disrespected William Moody the man. He says people should separate the men from the character. Undertaker should. Punk reads a statement from the Moody family about how Paul wanted to be inducted into the HOF with Taker. Presumably alive. Now it won't happen because Mark Calloway the man is nothing without Undertaker the character. That's why he didn't retire at WM last year, 20-0 and walk off into the sunset and have the character retired with Paul Bearer taking away what would have been his final and greatest WM moment. Punk asks is he truly the bad guy for sipping out of a prop or is Taker for denying his friend one of his greatest wishes? Punk takes a large gulp and says at WM, Undertaker is taking the Plunge. :whoo:

4. Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Tensai and Brodus Clay end in No Contest. The Bellas came out with Rhodes and Sandow. The women got involved and brawled a little on the outside. Fandango looks on from the stage.

- Matt Striker interviews Sheamus and Randy Orton. They are asked if they can trust Big Show. Sheamus says yes and also says he hopes Big Show trusts them as much as they trust him for tonight.

5. The Miz defeated Antonio Cesaro with the figure four leglock. :pacspit: Wade Barrett was on commentary during the match. After the bout, Miz locked in the hold again and yelled for Barrett to get into the ring. Barrett retreated, holding up his Intercontinental Championship. After the match, Miz locked the figure hour in again and begs Barrett to enter the ring. Barrett held up the belt and walked away. Fans shyt all over this match.

6. Randy Orton, Sheamus, and The Big Show defeated 3MB. The Big Show hit a Knockout Punch and then Sheamus tagged himself in to hit a Brogue Kick for the victory. The Shield came out when Sheamus and Big Show were arguing. They surrounded the ring, but would retreat when Orton, Sheamus, and Big Show came together.

-Stephanie McMahon appears on the TitanTron and says she has a huge announcement that will shake the WWE to it's core. She says that Vince McMahon survived his suicide attempt but is still in ICU in an induced coma after having his stomach pumped three times. She says she hopes he dies so the WWE can pass to it's rightful owner. And it WON'T be HHH. She says she is divorcing him and marrying the true love of her life, the one who has been there to support her through all of this trauma, an angelic Ezekiel Jackson who appears on the screen beside her and they kiss. Jackson says that he is honored to be joining the McMahon family and will raise Stephanie's children like his father raised him :demonic: He calls them over and presents them with Team Lesnar shirts. "Uncles Heidi and Gene" brought them Jimmy Johns. A commotion is heard in the background as well as a scuffle. HHH is shown fighting off Heidenreich and Snitsky before taking a straight cinderblock to the dome. He wets his jeans to close the show. :wow:

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Why aren't you working at WWE Creative? :ohlawd:
 
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