Saying "bye" to another man over the phone is some full blown AIDS, fakkit shyt

Mowgli

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Fat and admitted to never using wash cloths :sas1: The jokes write themselves :heh:
Christ.

Dude probably don't even think twice about letting his guests wash their hands on his HPV n dikk cheese infected bar soap.
 

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I just send a selfie clenching a rose between my teeth on some Tango steez and text XoXo
 

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:wrist: Man fukk I look like preparing a fire just to communicate wit another dude?
FOH BRUH

Realest of real men don't even communicate with each other. They know how to hunt kill rape and build from the get go.
In fact real men don't even have thoughts. fukk I look like thinking about something when I can just do it? :pacspit::birdman:
 

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I don't even talk to telemarketers. I just hang up like it's a robo-call even if a real human talking on the other end.
I love telemarketers breh. I'm in Asia so when they call me they speak in Cantonese. Soon as I see the number I'll know it's a telemarketer (I work in telecommunications, I know which sets of numbers are allocated to them c*nts), and I'll pick up and cuss them out like fukking mad in English before hanging up and blocking the number. It's a great free method of stress relief.
 

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where I come from we stay 5 miles away from another man at all times, any closer and that's some straight :wrist:

being in another room with a man and you might as well be sucking him off
 
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