Say you meet God when you die, what you think would be the biggest plot twist?

[ItsPeople]

He’s a simp.

 

[Elim Garak]

 

[TL15]

Everyone in the world would freak the fyck out if God was a black woman

 

[King_Kamala61]

🗣

Id worship you as my Goddess

But you wanna cheat on me with degenerates

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Everyone in the world would freak the fyck out if God was a black woman

I wonder if Natural Tahuti been released from prison yet

 

[mc_brew]

plot twist....? i'd be tripping that god exists.... like, you're really real.....?

 

[LauderdaleBoss]

Yes LB, chattel slavery in North America was just a big social experiment that I did because I was bored with humanity and sometimes a good show has to jump the shark with fukkery to keep things interesting. Since you lived your life like you knew all along, I'll ignore all the times you used my name in vain and just pass you along to V.I.P.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess

Hopefully he doesn't say he's part of dogset

 

[skokiaan]

If he was a JBO General

 

[010101]

you die & stand in front of a mirror bigger than eternity*

 

[maxamusa]

Ima have to rush him and pray I get in....pause....

 

[kenreid0726eabos]

Imagine God never woke up from that nap on the 7th day and nikkas just made up three world religions out of thin air

so you say.... interesting

 

[pimpineasy]

If he had on a maga hat all the while being a black coli militant dropping phrases like pause

 

[Neuromancer]

He has parents.

God is female.

God is an animal of some kind.

God is an amoeba.

 

[MidniteJay]

To find out he never had control of this shyt.

Imagine you got some questions and God like "Breh, I just built all this, I have no idea how it works!"



God: Oh, you don't like that? Head to the inferno then, nikka.