Westbama Heartthrob
Irregular Zero
Imagine God never woke up from that nap on the 7th day and nikkas just made up three world religions out of thin air 
Say you meet God when you die, what you think would be the biggest plot twist?
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Three religions? You must be talking about the Abrahamic ones since you mentioned 7th day, Judaism, Islam, and Christianity. What about Hinduism and Buddhism?Imagine God never woke up from that nap on the 7th day and nikkas just made up three world religions out of thin air
What if in this scenario you meet god and he/she/it is looking back at you like this?
Westbama Heartthrob
Irregular Zero
You think they'd be down to arm wrestle?Three religions? You must be talking about the Abrahamic ones since you mentioned 7th day, Judaism, Islam, and Christianity. What about Hinduism and Buddhism?
What if in this scenario you meet god and he/she/it is looking back at you like this?
God is a tranny
Richard Glidewell
Superstar
" I was hoping you was gone bust more heads than you did......I understand and I would have done worse.....biblical worse.......you getting in regardless but that restraint you showed through out your bid down there got you a spot as a shot caller up here......congratulations Big Rich........yes......I know about your coli folllies.......I giggled alot so they don't count against you"
IDK.
He was sending me my Lambo but the tow truck collided with a busload of nuns
God is a jokester. He would legit 
at nikkas who spent their whole lives fuccking the same person. Thinking they holy. I created these thick asses, big breasted women for what? Nah your ass getting reincarnated.
at nikkas who spent their whole lives fuccking the same person. Thinking they holy. I created these thick asses, big breasted women for what? Nah your ass getting reincarnated.
Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess
Hopefully he doesn't say depart
Hopefully he doesn't say depart
I think a lot of mfs would be beyond shocked if God was a woman.
King_Kamala61
TheColi's Big Black Areolae Supremicist
He is actually white 
Worthless Loser
Blackpilled
It would be nice if God looked at me and apologized for allowing my creation to happen. I'd probably cry real tears thanking him for acknowledging that.
Another Plot twist I can think of is race OP.
A lot of people have a fixed perception on god's race.
What if god is a different race then you thought?
A lot of people have a fixed perception on god's race.
What if god is a different race then you thought?
With keeping the thread on topic this is another "plot twist". Imagine you been calling women bytches and hoes all your life even made fun of Kamala losing just to find out that god is a woman.
Nkrumah Was Right
Superstar
Imagine God never woke up from that nap on the 7th day and nikkas just made up three world religions out of thin air
That heās Indian