Santa = God (as told by religion)

[Will Ross]

Do you even know the origin of Santa Claus?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Nah, breh. Santa is the DEVIL. Rearrange the letters in his name and you spell S-A-T-A-N.

His mission is to find out the things you desire most.

He wears red.

Always talmbout ho ho ho.

Lying to the people about God.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Was you the dude I was going at in the chat. cause you sound mad similar, talking about the only God is nature and shyt. If It ain't a God how do you explain humans? just far enough away to have a livable eco system. not close enough for humans to not exist, while every other planet is devoid of life. Moon just far enough away to allow for the life on the planet? etc...c'mon man. God is real.

1. we haven't been everywhere in the universe...but depends what you mean by 'life"...bacteria and even small self-replicating proteins count
2. Even if I couldn't explain the best theory we have to support where life came from (abiogenesis) why does "god" have to be apart of that equation? Just because you don't know something means you get to make shyt up

 

[ChrisDorner]

Do you even know the origin of Santa Claus?

I don't give a fukk honestly

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Not really if we are going by your rules of addressing any type of god.

It could be a type that created us and left it like that.

You're doing what the guy you claimed you chastised was doing.

Stop saying what it COULD be. That doesn't get us anywhere.

 

[Will Ross]

Yes you can but what is the point sa

1. we haven't been everywhere in the universe...but depends what you mean by 'life"...bacteria and even small self-replicating proteins count
2. Even if I couldn't explain the best theory we have to support where life came from (abiogenesis) why does "god" have to be apart of that equation? Just because you don't know something means you get to make shyt up

You only know what your told just like religious people.

 

[Blackout]

You're doing what the guy you claimed you chastised was doing.

Stop saying what it COULD be. That doesn't get us anywhere.

I'm not doing what he did. He said something like its fact and I did no such thing.

Try again.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Yes you can but what is the point sa


You only know what your told just like religious people.

What?

A course in fukking biochemistry shows you that AS FAR AS WE KNOW the universe is composed probably over 90% of the six basic elements of life...so...its really not that farfetched that with the right circumstances, it could give rise to more complexity.

Its like you take this single example (the one you live right now) and act like it shuold have never happened.

 

[JuvenileHell]

santa>>>god

True, at least Santa just leaves you be with a lump of coal, instead of burning you with hot coals for not fukkin' with him when you go into the afterlife

 

[Crakface]

Santa = always watching you

God = always watching you

Santa = you never see him, but he's there

God = you never see him, but he's there

Santa = Get gifts for being good

God = Go to heaven for being good

Santa = Lump of coal for being bad

God = Go to hell for being bad

Santa = Kids believe in him because their parents say he's real

God (as perceived by religion) = People believe in him because religious people/bible says he's real

God is pretty much a Santa Claus for adults. Be good so you can be rewarded, he's never seen but he's there! He's there because people said so

Both I think should be seen as the face of good morals/ethics and nothing more.

Discuss

Sad you have black people out here teaching their kids that santa clause Garbage. Going so far as to say *dont rob them of their childhood* when you tell them you dont fukk with no fakkit ass santa clause. So i work hard to pay bills and provide for my kid and im supposed to give some fat cac credit for it on the false day the savior of humanity was born. White man already taking huge portions out of my check every week, stop it. Cacs, out their rabid ass mind. Never teaching my kid that Garbage. That Trash! on jolly ol St, Nick. Santa is a anagram for Satan. The story itself has quite a few origins and none of them are worth shyt.

1. One story has him originating among Norse Vikings, a culture of rapists, cannibals, and pillagers. Another, of Germanic origin has Santa riding shotgun with a fukking Demon and they steal children that either wait for presents or kids that have been bad. The last one im aware of, of Dutch origin has St Nicholas travling around with an Ethiopian Slave, that he freed. The slave was so happy, he decided to ride for this fat dusty fakkit. Thats the origin of santas little HELPERS(******s) Oddly Ethiopians look elvish so its no surprise how this story has changed, yet stayed the same.

I hear nikkas talking about *santas comin tonight* to their kids i just and ask for another beer because its so sickening watching people cater to these nightmares. Wow

 

[observe]

Santa is way cooler than God..Santa gets p*ssy..he's fukking mrs Santa clause everynite ..prob on Viagra..he's making toys for gawd sakes ..what kid doesn't like toys..shyt..he's even making video game consoles and games as well..has God ever given you a Nintendo.?? .Santa has.... dude has Rudolph..I mean..who the fukk is gonna hate on Rudolph..dudes a straight up gee..who the fukk wants to live in heaven surrounded by clouds all day..it's close to the sun..you know how hot that shyt is? nikkas getting sunburnt in heaven all day and falling thru clouds..you can't stand on a fukking cloud..you'd be falling all day..the North Pole is where it's at..they got ski resorts,,hot Swedish bytches in fluffy red and white bikinis made out of snow fox fur..hot apple cider..vodka most likely to warm u up in the cold..shyt..fukk that..I vote for Santa

 

[Crakface]

Santa is way cooler than God..Santa gets p*ssy..he's fukking mrs Santa clause everynite ..prob on Viagra..he's making toys for gawd sakes ..what kid doesn't like toys..shyt..he's even making video game consoles and games as well..has God ever given you a Nintendo.?? .Santa has.... dude has Rudolph..I mean..who the fukk is gonna hate on Rudolph..dudes a straight up gee..who the fukk wants to live in heaven surrounded by clouds all day..it's close to the sun..you know how hot that shyt is? nikkas getting sunburnt in heaven all day and falling thru clouds..you can't stand on a fukking cloud..you'd be falling all day..the North Pole is where it's at..they got ski resorts,,hot Swedish bytches in fluffy red and white bikinis made out of snow fox fur..hot apple cider..vodka most likely to warm u up in the cold..shyt..fukk that..I vote for Santa

nikkas is 30 talkin about cooler.