Rymas Herman's Blayhouse

[SEX!!]

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[osama bin fly]

According to Forbes magazine I am the 8 473 276th wealthiest person on the planet, right behind a Chinese farmer

 

[kpw]

I feel horrible... a girl I cut contacts with couple months ago drunk called me crying about how I broke her. How she loved me and have never let anyone come as close to her as I did... that I hurt her more than her dad did. All this while i had another girl over... I felt like such a whore. My mood is so down now...

 

[osama bin fly]

I have been a living, sentient being for the past 3 milleniums.

 

[SEX!!]

Communists are slowly taking over while Americans are arguing about the new iPhones

 

[Never Broke Again]

The main benefit of learning from a 75 year old psychopath is that you know US infrastructure is outdated and 3 small points in Central Pennsylvania/Western Maryland along with any random damn/lock on the St. Lawrence River can cripple the entire Mid-Atlantic electrical and transportation grid for weeks.

Which will sequentially send the entire world economy into chaos and end in an eventual nuclear apocalypse

When the world burns the blayhouse is responsible

 

[SEX!!]

Reality is knowing that nothing is real

 

[osama bin fly]

Let's quit our day jobs, buy a couple of acres of land in some mountainous area, and camp out there

Let anyone move in, as long as they live by our rules and contribute to our existence

Give it a few years and we will have our own community

I already have people I know would be interested in this sort of endeavor

 

[Powdered Toast Man]

humans spend billions on technology to kill other humans

 

[Rymas]

I have this fantasy in which I destroy America. I become the leader of the nation, the country's first born first generation Indian son of immigrants President. I weaken the country from within while making secretive deals with the Russians and Chinese.

Then it finally happens, I begin my national broadcast to America. I shyt on these people, talk down on their existence. I explain how they are nothing, how everyone will look at America as an example years from now on how to NOT exist. Then the viewers will hear the choppers flying in. My army of mostly foreign soldiers with the most sophisticated weaponry in the world will begin swooping in. They will mow down these people that no one cares about. We'll begin cornering these people, pushing them more and more into the Midwest until a city like Chicago becomes the last haven for former Americans. Starved of resources, they will die. The land that remains will be preserved. America will become what it was meant to be. A natural haven for wild life and forestry to thrive. People will visit America from around the world to explore nature and find deep connections with the animals that now inhabit the land.

 

[SEX!!]

Let America suffer, what a worthless country

 

[osama bin fly]

Spoiler

 

[osama bin fly]

You heard it here first folks, some sort of eSport will be an Olympic event by 2026

 

[osama bin fly]

I don't want anyone around me to prosper. I don't want any of them to succeed. I want to be the only one to make it out of this hell. I am the apex predator

 

[Never Broke Again]

When I was 19 years old there was a governmental plant that tried to acquire love

I shook this person 5 months ago and now my mind is at 6x the capacity, love doesn't exist.