Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Maybe he has a few more years of cucking in him. Manafort has had his time.Gates done snitched like the snitch he is.
RUSSIA/РОССИЯ THREAD—ASSANGE CHRGD W/ SPYING—DJT IMPEACHED TWICE-US TREASURY SANCTS KILIMNIK AS RUSSIAN AGNT
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Fast Money & Foreign Objects
Angolan War Criminal Called In As Character Witness To Manafort Fraud Trial
Friday 11:00am
SEE MORE: PAUL MANAFORT
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to showcase the former Trump campaign manager’s most positive attributes, Angolan war criminal Abilio Macanga was called to act as a character witness Friday in the Paul Manafort fraud trial. “Paul is a savvy businessman, an upstanding member of his community, and, above all else, one of my closest friends,” said Macanga, a warlord personally responsible for the brutal slaughter of thousands of innocent women and children during the Angolan Civil War. “When I was down on my luck during a particularly difficult diamond smuggling operation, Paul stood by me. And when I was almost assassinated in a coup by my own soldiers, Paul lent me the money to pay the mercenary I used to hunt down and murder the families of those who betrayed me. I wouldn’t be where I am today if it weren’t for that defendant right there, Paul Manafort.” At press time, Manafort’s defense called up their next witness, a trembling former intern who insisted his boss was a great guy who never once threatened to break his fukking legs so bad he’d be walking sideways the rest of his life.
Friday 11:00am
SEE MORE: PAUL MANAFORT
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to showcase the former Trump campaign manager’s most positive attributes, Angolan war criminal Abilio Macanga was called to act as a character witness Friday in the Paul Manafort fraud trial. “Paul is a savvy businessman, an upstanding member of his community, and, above all else, one of my closest friends,” said Macanga, a warlord personally responsible for the brutal slaughter of thousands of innocent women and children during the Angolan Civil War. “When I was down on my luck during a particularly difficult diamond smuggling operation, Paul stood by me. And when I was almost assassinated in a coup by my own soldiers, Paul lent me the money to pay the mercenary I used to hunt down and murder the families of those who betrayed me. I wouldn’t be where I am today if it weren’t for that defendant right there, Paul Manafort.” At press time, Manafort’s defense called up their next witness, a trembling former intern who insisted his boss was a great guy who never once threatened to break his fukking legs so bad he’d be walking sideways the rest of his life.
We need to draw a line. Enough is enough.
Wipe the slate clean.
Wipe the slate clean.
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
:MuellerWhat:
Jr to his lawyer: Should... should I answer that?
Jr's Lawyer: No! No you moron! fukk man what is it with you people and answering incriminating shyt???!!
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