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[Broke Wave]

The only serious question left is whether Trump will go down peaceably or whether he will go full fascist. He’s got more prosecutors on him than the character Jadakiss creates in his raps.

Like even with the obvious money laundering Felix Sater angle that’s a Rico off top for anyone other than the president. This thing is going to be bulletproof, it’s only a matter of whether the Republicans even care about this and will they run interference for the president and will he even step down.

Or will he get his supporters to make believe that it is a coup against him and somehow the judges are Obama appointees and biased or the FBI is corrupt and the investigation is fake news. That’s the only pressing issue here now

 

[88m3]

too man traitors in the senate and congress scust

 

[Dorian Breh]

The only serious question left is whether Trump will go down peaceably or whether he will go full fascist. He’s got more prosecutors on him than the character Jadakiss creates in his raps.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

The only serious question left is whether Trump will go down peaceably or whether he will go full fascist. He’s got more prosecutors on him than the character Jadakiss creates in his raps.

Like even with the obvious money laundering Felix Sater angle that’s a Rico off top for anyone other than the president. This thing is going to be bulletproof, it’s only a matter of whether the Republicans even care about this and will they run interference for the president and will he even step down.

Or will he get his supporters to make believe that it is a coup against him and somehow the judges are Obama appointees and biased or the FBI is corrupt and the investigation is fake news. That’s the only pressing issue here now

Trump is cooked weather he leaves peacefully or not

 

[Dat Migo]

Papers were waiting on the shutdown to end so they could release the piff.

 

[88m3]

Andy Borowitz
54 mins ·
White House Doctor Writes Note Saying Trump Too Sick to Talk to Mueller

 

[Arithmetic]

The only serious question left is whether Trump will go down peaceably or whether he will go full fascist. He’s got more prosecutors on him than the character Jadakiss creates in his raps.

Like even with the obvious money laundering Felix Sater angle that’s a Rico off top for anyone other than the president. This thing is going to be bulletproof, it’s only a matter of whether the Republicans even care about this and will they run interference for the president and will he even step down.

Or will he get his supporters to make believe that it is a coup against him and somehow the judges are Obama appointees and biased or the FBI is corrupt and the investigation is fake news. That’s the only pressing issue here now

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

They backed off because it could show how bad the Trump campaign was to set of the FBI

 

[acri1]

He’s got more prosecutors on him than the character Jadakiss creates in his raps.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

The only serious question left is whether Trump will go down peaceably or whether he will go full fascist. He’s got more prosecutors on him than the character Jadakiss creates in his raps.

Like even with the obvious money laundering Felix Sater angle that’s a Rico off top for anyone other than the president. This thing is going to be bulletproof, it’s only a matter of whether the Republicans even care about this and will they run interference for the president and will he even step down.

Or will he get his supporters to make believe that it is a coup against him and somehow the judges are Obama appointees and biased or the FBI is corrupt and the investigation is fake news. That’s the only pressing issue here now

Here is the thing. Trump is so dangerous because he can fire of a tweet in seconds of an indictment dropping

 

[88m3]

Andy Borowitz
2 hrs ·
My dream scenario is that Mueller arrests Trump in the middle of the State of the Union and he is led away in tiny handcuffs.


F.B.I. to Special-Order Pair of Tiny Handcuffs
“In reviewing our inventory of handcuffs, we found that we only had models that fit normal-sized hands,” an F.B.I. spokesman said.
NEWYORKER.COM

 

[88m3]

The New Yorker Cartoons
2 hrs ·
Today's daily cartoon by Brendan Loper.

 

[Renkz]

Andy Borowitz
54 mins ·
White House Doctor Writes Note Saying Trump Too Sick to Talk to Mueller

He'll probably get caught when he does his tweeting storms

 

[88m3]

ThinkProgress
2 hrs ·
They've outdone themselves this time

The truth about the missing text message ‘scandal’ that Trump supporters can’t stop talking about
The latest effort to discredit Mueller.

THINKPROGRESS.ORG|BY AARON RUPAR

 

[Ku$h Parker]

even that couldnt bring him too much joy because the poor thing ad to miss his big party

all the asskissing he was gonna get

all the golf he was gonna play

all the tacky mar-emolument furnishings




and now Melon isnt going to go with him to Devos.
apparently she thinks she's a much classier whore than the porn star

Oh yea look at all the action he missed out on