roommate is masturbating loudly and doesn't even know im home

[Tetsuo]

cant breathe

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

 

[10bandz]

ayo

 

[JuvenileHell]

 

[Zero]

A 54 year old "roommate"?

Edit: the smiley aint enough

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Wtf is up with that living situation cuz?

 

[Flywin Lannister]

live with a 54 year old cac, brehs.

The first reply is byke

The Coli is brutal son!!


Fukk you doing living with a 54 year old AND HIS DOGS who lick their privates and then the oven and fridge handle??

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Trying not to laugh out loud at work reading the thread backfire

Nikka came in for advice, left with life questions

 

[WyldStyle]

Shacking up with a 54 yr old cac need to get your life priorities in order

 

[McPiff]

How...?

 

[Flywin Lannister]

You must've been awfully close to the door to be able to count grunts and hear him pleasure himself WHILE the porn was on full volume like you said.
Are you sure you weren't in the room breh!?!?


Also how did you envision this thread unfolding other than how it has unfolded.. you just told a group of black men you are in a building with a cac beating off and you counted his grunts...

Did you expect

'Penal code 21.5 states that all males over 53 who talk with dogs and beat that thing are automatically sentenced to 4 months in Ottawa to be spent as a swim instructor for 54-year olds. You good son.'

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

That Friday afternoon fukkery

 

[FlyGuy]

Edit: the smiley aint enough

it's like he's disgusted at the fact that the smiley alone wasn't enough to show his disgust

 

[ImGucci]

This thread is why I cant do the roomate living thing, unless the person was a family member.

 

[Luken]

He was probably watching videos he secretly recorded of OP too

Yall made me fall out the booth at the Restaurant yoooooooooooo