I was just gonna brush all this off...
But now I'm legit confused at this whole thing.
For A break and entering, you'd probably see some corny ass young cop come and ask you questions. They barely give a fck. They just making a report.
This big cac looks like he works narcotics or homicides or some sht lol.
I'm guessing young cop cac is a douchebag. Was at work looking a mess. Was told to go home and shave. Got mad, kicked in his own door.
Called it in as a B&E so he wouldn't have to pay for door.
But everybody knows he's a douchebag liar, so they called in John McClain from die hard to go interrogate him
